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(11-25-2011, 06:04 AM)LOL Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-24-2011, 11:47 PM)BuildistGuard Wrote: [ -> ]A video of Jacob_ in real life in a snowball fight:
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

Reported for CP. That video seems to have been taken when he was a minor.

Actually, that is a rick roll! Rick rolled, hahahaha!

Hurr.
We got that. Just making more people click...

My parents wouldn't let me eat anything until right now. D:

(11-25-2011, 08:34 AM)BuildistGuard Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-25-2011, 06:04 AM)LOL Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-24-2011, 11:47 PM)BuildistGuard Wrote: [ -> ]A video of Jacob_ in real life in a snowball fight:
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

Reported for CP. That video seems to have been taken when he was a minor.

Actually, that is a rick roll! Rick rolled, hahahaha!

1) You've just ruined your joke

2) I actually like that song

It was snowing in the morning
Raining at noon
Sunny, but cold now.

You've got to look your best tonight,
You tubby little parasite,
Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you.

And though her pretty face may seem,
A special person's wettest dream,
Before you get to see it there are things you must do.

We'll try, a tie,
And boutonnière of yellow,
Or a rose, that shows,
That you're a classy fellow,
With the posh, panache,
Of Jefferson at Monticello,
Busting out a mile with style.

I know you just can't wait to stare,
At all that luscious orange hair,
But boy before you touch a single curl,
You must impress that ultra-boomin',
All-consumin', Poorly-groomin'
Down syndrome girl.

On any normal day you reek,
As if you're on a farting streak,
Your finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool.

But if you want a lady's love,
you're better off by smelling of,
A gentlemen's collogne instead of sneakers and stool.

A squirt, a spurt,
Of something just for Ellen,
And you'll see, that she,
Will find you so compelin',
And she does, because,
The only smell that she'll be smellin',
won't be coming from your bum.

You wanna take that little whore,
And spin her on the dancing floor,
But boy before you do a single twirl,
You must impress that effervescing,
Self-possesing, no-BS-ing,
Down syndrome girl.

Her eyes are emerald portals,
To a secret land of love,
And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower...

Her kiss is so inviting,
And her hugs are so delighting...

And what makes them really nice,
Is that they've got a little spice,
Because they're tighter than a vice,
And may go on for an hour.

Stewie and Chris tap dance

My boy between the two of us,
We'll get you on that shorty bus,
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl.

Now go impress that super-thrilling
Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,
Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing,
Gaily singing, dingalinging,
Stupefying, fortifying,
As of Monday, shoelace tying,
Stimulating, titillating,
Kitty-cat impersonating,
Mega-rocking, pillow-talking,
Just a little crooked walking,
Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting,
For some reason always shouting,
Fascinating, captivating,
Happiness and joy creating...

Down syndrome girl!

I am clearly broken
And no one knows what to do
Pieces of the puzzles don't fit so I'm coming into you
Itching is a pulse inside
Screaming out to come alive
It's just you and I
It's time to

Times are looking grim these days
Holding on to everything
It's hard to draw the line

SHUT THE FUCK UP!, GET UP! [x3]

I can't wait to rip my eyes out and look at you
Peace through pain is trash
Especially when it's done by you

Itching is a pulse inside
Screaming out to come alive
It's just you and I
It's time to

Times are looking grim these days
Holding on to everything
It's hard to draw the line
And I, I'm hiding in this empty space
Tortured by my memories
Of what I left behind

SHUT THE FUCK UP!, GET UP! [x3]

SHUT
UP

Times are looking grim these days
Holding on to everything
It's hard to draw the line
And I, I'm hiding in this empty space
Tortured by my memories
Of what I left behind

SHUT THE FUCK UP!, GET UP! [x3]

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearin' nothin' but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Well, that's just not practical.
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
I would like a pair of skates,
Then I'd go out skating,
But I really don't know how to skate.
Ha-ha!
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink.
Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Santa's got his work cut out for him.
Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.
I wanna tour the Spanish coast...
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Wait, what?
Forget it. Keep goin'.
Jennifer Garner in my bed...
Softer voices in my head...
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Yellow cake uranium.
Never mind the reason.
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
[laughs]
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Poo on you! It's not enough!
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here.
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.
Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.
And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that.
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Ooh, giggity!
Platinum-plated silverware...
Just one day when kids don't stare...
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport,
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy holiday!
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
And a little drummer boy.
He can either tap his drum or my rear.
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
I want a golden mustache comb.
And some spermicidal foam.
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
I want a brand new pitching wedge.
I would like more Lemon Pledge.
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey.
I just want some colored Easter eggs.
I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.
We don't know what "Christmas" is.
We have something else called "Kishgev Fufleer".
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
We can get out of any mess
If we learn to live with less.
And with Santa's love there's nothing to fear.
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want...
This...
YEAR!!!!!!!

---

There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deers just went running by!
Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown!
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.

The sun is shining and the grass is green,
Under the three feet of snow, I mean.
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello!


Get out of my way!


Even though the temperature's low,
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!

Well, good morning, Stan!
Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating!
But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
All right, all right, here you go, but be back for supper!
Thanks Mom!


Oh, what a picture-perfect child!
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild.
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure.
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!


Hi, is your son home?
I think so… Hey!
Ow.
Kenny, wake up! Kenny, damnit, come on!
I'm coming!
Kenny! The Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Yeah, dude! Hell yes I wanna come!
Where do you think you're going?
To the Terrance and Phillip movie.
You can't! You have to go to church!
But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
...Okay!

You can see your breath hanging in the air.
You see homeless people, but you just don't care.
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!

Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day!
And that I'm glad I can say!

That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white-bread, redneck mountain town!



Look at those frail and fragile boys,
It really gets me down.
The world is such a rotten place,
And city life's a complete disgrace!
That’s why I moved to this redneck, meshuggeneh, quiet mountain town!
Mom, somebody's at the door!
Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!
Coming, hon.
Ey! I can't see the TV!
News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends.
Fireman!
What are you guys doing here?
Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!


Off to the movies we shall go,
Where we learn everything that we know,
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
'Cause Terrance & Phillip are sweet!

Super sweet!
Thank God we live in a quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash,

Kick-Ass!
USA!

JACOB_

Y U NO GIVE ME BUILDERS ACHIEVEMENT

I even waited 24 hours before I complained :c