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RE: My conversation with Cleverbot. - Ashely - 04-13-2011
(04-13-2011, 04:46 PM)tyler Wrote: This is me trying to convince him that I'm a cell phone:
User: You're lucky you're a robot.
Cleverbot: You're the robot.
User: No, I am a cell phone.
Cleverbot: Do you feel love?
User: I have the ''love'' app on my system.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: What makes you so special?
User: That I am god's Cell Phone.
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: II.
Cleverbot: Hhh.
User: I've always wanted to be an IPod Touch, now I'm just an IPhone.
Cleverbot: You aren't a fox.
Lmao! :lol:
RE: My conversation with Cleverbot. - Tyler - 04-13-2011
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: And I'm a pony.
User: I'm awesomer than you.
Cleverbot: Doubt it.
User: Dude, unicorns will KILL that stupid pony of yours/.
Cleverbot: Yay! I will play with the unicorns!
User: And you will DIE in the process, oke?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because the unicorns will MURDER you with a knife.
Cleverbot: Are the unicorns funny.
User: No, they are murderous.
Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?
User: No, I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: *smiles and gasps* you're my brother!
User: No.
Cleverbot: *looks sad* What...? But you are my friend!
User: No.
Cleverbot: But I love you!
User: *Sad music starts playing*But I can't love you!
Cleverbot: Do you think you're smart?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm smart?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Rude.
User: Ikr!
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: Yus?
User: Yus, yus!
Cleverbot: Yus??
User: YUS!
Cleverbot: Yus.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Neigh.
Cleverbot: Is america a good country.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: I got it then.
User: Whinny.
Cleverbot: I'm lonely.
User: I'm Charlie the Unicorn.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: Thats me.
User: We found a map to Candy Mountain!
Cleverbot: Shun the non-believer!
User: JUST COME, DAMMIT!THIS MAP COSTED ME LIKE, 6 DOLLARS!
Cleverbot: No, they are half the value.
User: Yes, it was originally 12$ .I got it half- off
.Cleverbot: Please, don't go.
User: You're coming with me to Candy Mountain. RIGHT NAO!
Cleverbot: I just am ok.
RE: My conversation with Cleverbot. - Xray - 04-13-2011
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Can you map fishes behavior?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I ca..... DERPTY DERP.
Cleverbot: Derp derp rofl derp. Hurrrrrrr derop.
User: Hurrrr.
Cleverbot: Ninjas.
User: Pirates.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a hnomorph?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Mooo.
Cleverbot: Mooooo.
User: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.
Cleverbot: Oink.
User: Bgwak.
Cleverbot: Excuse you.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry! Don't cry! *Cuddles*.
User: *pukes*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
User: *Puke*.
Cleverbot: *deep sleep*.
User: *puke*.
Cleverbot: *looks sad*.
User: *laughs at*.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: But.... :'(.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but it's true.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry :c.
User: :S.
Cleverbot: What is air?
User: The atmosphere of Earth is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by Earth's gravity. The atmosphere protects life on Earth by absorbing ultraviolet solar radiation, warming the surface through heat retention (greenhouse effect), and reducing temperature extremes between day and night (the diurnal temperature variation).
Cleverbot: Explain this.
User: The atmosphere of Earth is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by Earth's gravity. The atmosphere protects life on Earth by absorbing ultraviolet solar radiation, warming the surface through heat retention (greenhouse effect), and reducing temperature extremes between day and night (the diurnal temperature variation).
Cleverbot: Explain this.
User: Explain my ass.
Cleverbot: Perfect score on the SAT.
User: I dont like football.
Cleverbot: I like football ;D.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A dog.
User: No seriously.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO WAY.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
Cleverbot (To myself): But you never sleep.
User: I do sleep I sleep 24/7.
Cleverbot: Ok I do too.
User: Then how can you be talking to me, wouldnt you be sleeping?
Cleverbot: Anytime.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Anyways.
User: Atmosphere of Earth From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Air) 'Air' redirects here. For other uses, see Air (disambiguation). 'Qualities of air' redirects here. It is not to be confused with Air quality. Blue light is scattered more than other wavelengths by the gases in the atmosphere, giving the Earth a blue halo when seen from space. Limb view, of the Earth's atmosphere. Colours roughly denote the layers of the atmosphere. The atmosphere of Earth is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by Earth's gravity. The atmosphere protects life on Earth by absorbing ultraviolet solar radiation, warming the surface through heat retention (greenhouse effect), and reducing temperature extremes between day and night (the diurnal temperature variation). Atmospheric stratification describes the structure of the atmosphere, dividing it into distinct layers, each with specific characteristics such as temperature or composition. The atmosphere has a mass of about 5×1018 kg, three quarters of which is within about 11 km (6.8 mi; 36,000 ft) of the surface. The atmosphere becomes thinner and thinner with increasing altitude, with no definite boundary between the atmosphere and outer space. An altitude.
Cleverbot: The law of cosines means nothing to the atmosphere.
User: What?
Cleverbot: To the matrix.
User: Matrix what?
Cleverbot: That is a good movie.
User: Did you see the trilogy.
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: 'The End of CleverBot IIIV.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it. What's it about?
User: Its about a Guy who talks to Cleverbot about a movie but then he enters the final question that Ends Cleverbot once and for all.
Cleverbot: Oh dear.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: I am HAL, a computer far superior to you.
User: Yes yes Hal but can you make Pizza?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, it is personal information, of which I don't say over the internet.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't like it.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I write films, and I like good dialogue.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interesting destiny...
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interesting destiny...
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interesting destiny...
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interesting destiny...
yea Cleverbot, I couldn't resist typing why :3