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Tired of breakfast cereal and want some candy? - Qwertygiy - 05-20-2011

Introducing...

2 HOT CANDY!

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Ingredients: Lithium, Uranium, Radium, Charcoal, Cinnamon, Red Dye #5, :furious: es, Sodium, Red-hot Pete's Hot Sauce, and less than 2% of: Wood shavings, Flint, Sugar, and Nitroglycerin.

Nutritional information per serving:

Calories: 9002
Calories from fat: -5
Sodium: 50 grams
Iron: 0.001 gram
Vitamin A: Insignificant
B vitamins: Insignificant
Vitamin C: Insignificant
Vitamin D: Insignifant
Vitamin W: Does not exist outside of chocolate factories
M&Ms: 1/2 Piece
Big Macs: 0
Bland Flakes: 1 flake
Corvettes: 1/10th Carbuerator
Radioactivity: We don't know because it broke our Gieger counter
Cats: 1 hair

Warning: Consumption of more than the reccomending serving of 2 Hot in less than 24 hours may result in: Smoke in the ears, Singed hair, Heartburn, and/or temporary insanity and the belief of being Mt. Vesuvius. Key Bored Industries, Qwertygiy, and Buildism not to be held responsible for all above ailments and any other ailments occuring in a 2-week period after ingestion.


RE: Tired of breakfast cereal and want some candy? - Jacob__mybb_import1 - 05-20-2011

This sounds dangerous!


RE: Tired of breakfast cereal and want some candy? - Qwertygiy - 05-20-2011

Guaranteed more safe than Bland Flakes! This doesn't explode at temperatures over 70 degrees Fahrenheit.


RE: Tired of breakfast cereal and want some candy? - AK-47 - 05-20-2011

This should help some people burn some calories...


RE: Tired of breakfast cereal and want some candy? - Fat_Sacks - 05-20-2011

Don't let Ice eat it.


RE: Tired of breakfast cereal and want some candy? - Qwertygiy - 05-20-2011

Or Fire for that matter -- his name would become Inferno.


RE: Tired of breakfast cereal and want some candy? - BuildistGuard - 05-20-2011

Oh my god, I would eat this then listen to Justin Bieber.