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Oh no! A box fell on you, now you have a nasty cut! - Blandflakes - 05-22-2011 Well this is what you need to apply on it! Bland aids are made from the finest sand paper! They will cause so much damage to your skin the cut won't even be noticed! But wait these are not approved by anyone, heck my marketing managers keep begging me to not release them! Anyway every box you buy comes with a nifty contract stating all damage and or deaths are not our fault! So I bet you are wondering how you get some? Well you can buy em right here. They cost only €19,99,99,9999,999! Remember these things are amazing! Read these awesome comments people had about them. Jim says, "Bland aids caused me great pain I recommend you not buy them. I mean ummm they are awesome..... GET THAT AWAY PLEASE NOT THE BLANDRAY NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Well that's about our only customer so far... and he won't be waking up anytime soon. Please post your comments and personal experiences with bland aids in this thread! RE: Oh no! A box fell on you, now you have a nasty cut! - Qwertygiy - 05-22-2011 I saw a box at BlandMart. It was quarantined because it had been dropped in shipping and some of the blandaids had cut through the box. And the shipping truck. And the road. And so many tires the President declared a state of emergency along that road. RE: Oh no! A box fell on you, now you have a nasty cut! - Ashely - 05-22-2011 Are there any side affects? RE: Oh no! A box fell on you, now you have a nasty cut! - Land - 05-22-2011 I'm sorry, but I only have €19,99,99,9999,998, even though that is not a real amount, I STILL HAVE IT. Maybe next time. RE: Oh no! A box fell on you, now you have a nasty cut! - Fire - 05-22-2011 I tried on a blandaid once! Worked like a charm. Didn't even feel the cut, althought the blandaid caused a deadly pain RE: Oh no! A box fell on you, now you have a nasty cut! - Sazaho - 05-25-2011 When will Blandages come out?