Mah Pet Chuck Norris (Game) - Fish - 05-24-2011
Aim of the Game is to think of a fact to own the person above, for example "My Chuck Norris can balance a Elephant on a toothpick." So maybe a other person will say "Oh yeah? My Chuck Norris can banance a Blue Whale on a Pin head!". I'll start ya off.
My Chuck Norris can read a 1337 page book in -2 Seconds.
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Qwertygiy - 05-24-2011
My pet Chuck Norris can spin out Dale Jr., flip Jimmie Johnson, bump-draft Kyle Busch over Jeff Gordon, AND win, the Daytona 500 -- in 2 minutes.
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Land - 05-24-2011
My Chuck Norris can transform into Bruce Lee and kill you all.
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Qwertygiy - 05-24-2011
My Chuck Norris drinks pepper spray as a midnight snack.
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Fat_Sacks - 05-24-2011
My Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Qwertygiy - 05-24-2011
Really? Even Mr. Ratburn does that, from Arthur.
MY pet Chuck Norris beat George Washington, Henry Knox, Nathanial Greene, Benedict Arnold, and Baron von Steuben in a fight -- at the same time.
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Fish - 05-24-2011
Well MY Chuck Norris PGed Gods Facebook account. :3
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Who - 05-30-2011
My Chuck norris can cut a knife with butter, without using his hands
RE: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mah Pet Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Game) - Qwertygiy - 05-30-2011
My pet Chuck Norris can tunnel to center of the Earth. Using only his left eyelashes. Faster than the current Land Vehicle Speed Record.
RE: Mah Pet Chuck Norris (Game) - Fish - 07-17-2011
Well MY Pet Chuck Norris made the worlds fattist man loose 2x is body weight, only using his thumbnail clippings, without touching it AND IN -10 SECONDS!
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