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Postosme Chuck Norris jokes,for example:Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Keep the list going!
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick.
the dogs will take over these countries.
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Tester,that's not much of a joke......
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, he has a third fist.
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There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just told the sun he was cold.
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Some people wear Superman PJ's, Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's.
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The sun doesn't come up until Chuck Norris says so.
![[Image: Yugidal_buildism_banner.png]](http://buildism.net/wiki/w/images/1/1b/Yugidal_buildism_banner.png)
Sup?
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
A photo with Chuck Norris in it is worth 2 million words.
Chuck norris won a game of simon says against simon.
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04-06-2011, 08:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-07-2011, 11:24 PM by Harlogir.)
Chuck Norris created rap when his heart started beating.