The Adventures of Noob Boy: Choose the Adventure

[Qwertygiy]

This is a fun type of game that, especially on such a small site as Buildism is right now, can be dragged out for weeks, at least, if played right. I will start the story, and post two (or three) options as to what could happen next. The next poster chooses one and continues the story, then posting two or three options, and so on.

Don't be afraid to use smileys, bold font, or 1337!

''THE ADVENTURES OF NOOB BOY''

One day, Nubzy McNoobers Noobzenhiemer NooBee, better known as Noob Boy, or just "NOOB :evil:", was out having a nice day, enjoying the sunshine, and singing the theme song to his favorite TV show.
:|
Offkey.

With alternate lyrics.
:O
"Sky s0 blu3, tr33s of w00d, 1 r3ally r3ally n33d m04r c00k33z n40."
:eek:
He was enjoying himself thouroughly. He looked over at his neighbors. Were they:

1: Turning the radio on full blast while vacuuming the lawn and humming as loudly as possible

Or

2: Running as fast as they could to get away

[Tyler]

1.Turning the radio full blast while vaccuming the lawn and humming as loud as possible.

[Qwertygiy]

1.Turning the radio full blast while vaccuming the lawn and humming as loud as possible.

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Well, you're supposed to write the next part of the story too... :| ANYWAY...

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Noob boy looked at them. And gasped.

"N0153 P4RT33!"

He ran over, but on the way...

Did he:

:>: Run into a tree :<:

OR

:>: Run into the neighbor's pet bulldog :<:

:?:

[Daria-Theblablybla]

1.Turning the radio full blast while vaccuming the lawn and humming as loud as possible.

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Well, you're supposed to write the next part of the story too... :| ANYWAY...

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Noob boy looked at them. And gasped.

"N0153 P4RT33!"

He ran over, but on the way...

Did he:

Run into a tree
OR

:>: Run into the neighbor's pet bulldog :<:

:>: Run into the neighbor's pet bulldog :<: d:


Noob boy ran into the neighbors bulldog and was attacked by it. Noob boy shouted:

" :evil: UMG H@XURZ!! R3P0T3DZ N00BZ!!!"

The neighbors laughed as Noob Boy was flung into a tree and got a major wedgie. Noob Boy cried and peed his pants. After the neighbors left, Noob Boy went to the....

:>ark and....

:>:Store and....

:>:Closet and....

:>: Kitchen and made a demon sandwich that was.... :<: :<: :<:

[Qwertygiy]

:>: Park and....

... he jumped onto the swings.

"Y1PP33Z 1 G0 0V3R TH3 B4R5!"

He swung as hard and fast as he could, but he slipped off in midflight and landed in what HAD BEEN the sandbox. At least until he landed there.

(I had a nice little smiley composite-image of his trajectory but it had more smileys than the max amount of images allowed. )

He hit the ground so hard...

:>: He bounced onto his nieghbor's roof :<:

Or

:>: He caused the whole park to cave in :<:

:?:

[yugidal]

:>: Park and....

... he jumped onto the swings.

"Y1PP33Z 1 G0 0V3R TH3 B4R5!"

He swung as hard and fast as he could, but he slipped off in midflight and landed in what HAD BEEN the sandbox. At least until he landed there.

(I had a nice little smiley composite-image of his trajectory but it had more smileys than the max amount of images allowed. )

He hit the ground so hard...

:>: He bounced onto his nieghbor's roof :<:

Or

:>: He caused the whole park to cave in :<:

:?:

He caused the whole park to cave in..
Creating a massive crevice.. He crept into it and peered in, he could hardly see.. after walking a bit his eyes adjusted, just then he heard a moaning noise and looked up to see..

:>: A tremendous idol

:>: Telamon's grandma

:>: C00K13Z

[Fat_Sacks]

[/quote]

He caused the whole park to cave in..
Creating a massive crevice.. He crept into it and peered in, he could hardly see.. after walking a bit his eyes adjusted, just then he heard a moaning noise and looked up to see..

:>: A tremendous idol

:>: Telamon's grandma

:>: C00K13Z
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He saw Telamon's babushka, standing there with bucket of fried chicken, she growled at him and told him to ghet off her lawn.
Nooby ran as hard as he could, but then tripped on his shoelaces.
He quicly got up and...
:>: Started to cry
:>: Started to thing about life
:>: Spontaniously combusted then accidently set Telamon's Babushka on fire.

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Think*

[BuildistGuard]

Noob boy got up and he :>: Started to think about life :>: and he ran towards Chinatown, San Francisco. On the way, he stopped to eat Mcdonalds. After two hours of running 15 miles per hour, he finally bumped into a Chinese guy named......
:>: Clockwork
:>: Jackie Chan
:>: Bruce Lee's ghost

[yugidal]

Noob boy got up and he :>: Started to think about life :>: and he ran towards Chinatown, San Francisco. On the way, he stopped to eat Mcdonalds. After two hours of running 15 miles per hour, he finally bumped into a Chinese guy named......
:>: Clockwork
:>: Jackie Chan
:>: Bruce Lee's ghost

:>: Jackie Chan :>: Who then screamed and pooped out a

:>: Butterlfy
:>: Quarter
:>: Nuke

[BuildistGuard]

:>: Jackie chan :>: Who then screamed and pooped out a :>: Nuke :>: and Noob boy ran as fast as he could and the nuke eventually blew up San francisco, California. Luckily, Noob boy was underground and he survived the nuclear bomb. Eventually, he saw a desert in what used to be San Francisco. Eventually he saw the.....
:>: Roblox Headquarters :>:
:>: The Roblox team :>: