Justin bieber jokes

[BuildistGuard]

Make funny jokes up about Justin bieber:
Example:
Justin bieber is a girl.
Have fun and be creative!

[ILiekMudkipz]

So three guys are at dinner, sitting around the table.
The first one says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The second one says: "I have the smallest arm in the world"
And the third one says: "I have the smallest dick in the world"

So after dinner, they went home and looked at a world record book to see if they were correct.
The first guy says: "It's true, I do have the smallest head in the world!"
The second guy says: "It's true, I do have the smallest arm in the world!"
And the third guy says: "WHO THE HECK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"

[Tyler]

The only reason Justin Bieber is alive is because Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls

[Asai]

Justin beiber is Chuck Norris's poop.

[r3v3ng3]

Justin bieber was in a squeaky voice contest with alvin and the chipmunks

and he won

[yugidal]

Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.

Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!

[Fat_Sacks]

I called Justin Bieber a girl and she hit me with her purse.

[Kieron]

How about we make Buildistguard jokes?

Buildistguard is smart.

[Qwertygiy]

I know Dignity linked to this thread in his blog,

but this is still a year and a half old.