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Tyler Offline
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#1
02-08-2011, 10:09 PM
Postosme Chuck Norris jokes,for example:Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


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02-09-2011, 12:36 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
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02-11-2011, 01:39 AM
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick.
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the dogs will take over these countries.
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02-11-2011, 11:00 PM
Tester,that's not much of a joke......
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02-28-2011, 01:17 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, he has a third fist.
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02-28-2011, 01:22 AM
There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just told the sun he was cold.
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02-28-2011, 01:45 AM
Some people wear Superman PJ's, Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's.
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03-03-2011, 02:09 AM
The sun doesn't come up until Chuck Norris says so.
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04-02-2011, 10:26 PM
Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

A photo with Chuck Norris in it is worth 2 million words.

Chuck norris won a game of simon says against simon.
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04-06-2011, 08:30 PM (This post was last modified: 04-07-2011, 11:24 PM by Harlogir.)
Chuck Norris created rap when his heart started beating.
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