Chuck Norris jokes!
#1
Postosme Chuck Norris jokes,for example:Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


Keep the list going!
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#2
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
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#3
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick.
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the dogs will take over these countries.
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#4
Tester,that's not much of a joke......
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#5
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, he has a third fist.
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#6
There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just told the sun he was cold.
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#7
Some people wear Superman PJ's, Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's.
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#8
The sun doesn't come up until Chuck Norris says so.
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Sup?
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#9
Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

A photo with Chuck Norris in it is worth 2 million words.

Chuck norris won a game of simon says against simon.
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#10
Chuck Norris created rap when his heart started beating.
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