Would you rather.....

[BuildistGuard]

Here is a new game I made up. We are playing would you rather game. You have to choose from those choices. You cannot choose neither. Here are the examples:

"Would you rather get bitten by a snake or get eaten alive by a million Fire ants?"
"I would rather get bitten by a snake."

Now choose from my selections.

Would you rather get bieber fever or rabies?

You can not say Neither, you must choose either two of the options!

[Fire]

Defiantly rabies

Would you rather burn to death? Or freeze to death?

[BuildistGuard]

I would rather freeze to death,because you can survive and not die.

Would you rather be sent to North Korea or be tossed in a pit of bullet ants?

[AK-47]

"I would rather freeze to death,because you can survive and not die."
I think the "freeze to death" part means that you will DIE. They won't stop freezing you until you die.

Anyways I'd rather go to a pit of bullet ants since the pit can just be an inch deep (which I can escape), but you can never escape North Korea.

[Duck]

I'd go to North Korea because I could go on an epic quest to rescue all the ducks.

Would you rather get a tapeworm or have spiders lay eggs under your skin?

[DJ_Waffles]

I would rather have a tapeworm, they have meds to take care of them, but spider eggs... creppy.

Would you rather have to say everything on your mind or never talk again?

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^ creepy*

[DSiDewd]

I would rather have a tapeworm, they have meds to take care of them, but spider eggs... creppy.

Would you rather have to say everything on your mind or never talk again?

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^ creepy*

I hate talking, so it's obvious.
Would you rather die or be tortured forever, while being able to live forever?

[BuildistGuard]

I would rather be tortured forever.
Would you rather be outside while it's raining fire ants or get eaten by a giant fire ant the size of a typical class room.

[lol]

Neither.
Would you rather never getting on the internet again or have school every day of your life?

[DSiDewd]

Neither.
Would you rather never getting on the internet again or have school every day of your life?

I don't know anybody that is capable on getting on the internet, but I do know plenty of people who can use the internet, including me, so first one.
Why would someone want to get on the internet anyways?