Freedom Typers

[ijfeswijfae]

-I finally gave in to the Jews of Google by making a Plus account. Pretty stupid decision, right? But not at the time that I thought to myself, "Wow, I would love to be part of the soon-to-be exterminated hivemind! Why don't I join now that I have a decent phone to be tracked with?" I'm pretty sure that was also one of John F. Kennedy's last thoughts right before he uploaded a transcript of his last speech to Twitter and Geocities.

-Want to be a writer for FT? Well now you can by sending me a PM or leaving a message explaining your intentions and how much effort you would put in your posts.
The questions listed below are mandatory to answer.
1. Do you believe that the Jews did 9/11?
2. What websites do you go to other than 2dworlds?
3. Are you not afraid of being honest?
4. Would you be willing to insult and argue with people over a difference in opinion?
As a writer, you would be guaranteed 50 bits for each post (If the currency ever gets reintroduced), you would be allowed to treat FT as your own blog (As long as you keep submitting work that fits with the intended nature of FT), your authority as a writer would be respected (But I would not be responsible for any rule-breaking activity that you may participate on), no one (Including myself) gets special treatment, all that matters is that you contribute to FT under the name of all that is "funny" or "different." Have fun.

[VenomSinister]

1. Do you believe that the Jews did 9/11?
In my own opinion, I cannot say that the Jew's did 9/11. I think Osama hired some suicide bombers (which there are a lot of) and they kidnapped those 2 airplanes from somewhere. [Just my opinion of the story.]
2. What websites do you go to other than 2dworlds?
No other :/. I only play Minecraft for the most, or some PS3 games.
3. Are you not afraid of being honest?
I'm not afraid of being honest.
4. Would you be willing to insult and argue with people over a difference in opinion?
No. I don't like to start a "fight" and argue over someones opinion. Both of the persons will eventually feel sad or offended if used coarse language against each other.

Well, I hope I get picked. It's up to you.

[VenomSinister]

Alright, I have been picked by Myem to become a Freedom Typer ... Typer. :o

I should start off with introducing myself to the public. Well, my name is VenomSinister as many of you people know me. I'm trying to stay friendly and helpful and will hopefully post somewhat "interesting" subjects here on FT blog.
I'm 14 years old, and I do not have any hobbies on my free time, but I usually hang out a lot with my friends. I'm the second fastest runner in my school...
And that's all I had to say about myself. If you want more information about me: http://2dworlds.org/forum/Thread-Introdu...omSinister
So, I'll cya in my incoming posts. :3

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WSOTW = Kevlar, World Ending and Fat baby smoking.
I will start posting about WSOTW = Weirdest Stuff Of This Week.

Lets start off with Kevlar. This material was discovered by a woman named Stephanie Kwolek = Which is used in many things such as car tires, military west's and more. Now this material is so hard it can stop bullets.
It even protects the trolls :3

World Ending?!
The mayans tough the world would end in 2012 but it didnt. As myem thinks... are the jews behind this thingy?? Here's a video clip of how the "jews" will destroy the earth. :o
You see, they will control that meteorite and it will hit somewhere between china and japan.... (Looks like the jews hate you guys.)
Here's myem's theory on how the jews will end this world... but I made this picture xD


Right... Let's talk about the Fat Baby Smoking!?!
Theres nothing much I can talk about this.. subject other than he's 2 years old... and his parents must be very "Intelligent" when giving him cigarettes or even weed, crack, LSD, meth and shrooms. :o
Here's a video and a picture of dat baby...


Thank-you for reading this. And see ya in my next post. :3

[ijfeswijfae]

-Hey guys, I just woke up and found out that my phone has been tapped by the FBI, CIA, JIDF, and Mossad ever since I let in VermonSinister. IS HE ACTUALLY PART OF THE ILLUMINATI?? But no seriously, they're real and are trying to get me.

[ijfeswijfae]

5 months old 4cidz skit that I have never posted before.

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I will be continuing the series soon in the weekend.

[ijfeswijfae]

Country of the Day

China

Imagine a perfect place filled with perfect people for a perfect society. This perfect society has never had a problem regarding human rights, because perfect people are way too perfect for pussy concepts like that sissy shit. This perfect place is called China. China has always been perfect, even before and during Confucianist times. During those times, China was also known as the "middle kingdom" because it was so perfect and advanced compared to the barbaric Europoors and Kieronic tribes which were farther from the middle, therefore explaining their primitive and tribal nature up to this day.

Of course, even in a perfect civilization, there has been incidents of imperfect subhumans proxying their way into the chosen land, the most infamous being the Mongol "Invasions." It was a perfect day until the movie, "My Name is Genghis Kahn," premiered in Chinese theaters. The movie sparked an outraged among the aristocrat crapitalists of the time, so it was banned nationwide. Mongols, like Muslims, responded by blowing up shit and killing some peasents. Several seconds later, the perfect kingdom ordered trade sanctions on the Mongols for being retarded inbreds. This crippled them back to the steppe where they came from.

Prosperity flourished in the middle kingdom as it killed more north and southeastern Asians, and inventions were made everyday during this time period, such as the stick on a magnetic rock and vice versa.

This prosperity didn't last forever, though. As ugly abominations from the west introduced more of their filthy crapitalist beliefs, the regime became more corrupt and cruel to the proletariat, and weaker and tolerant to the perpetrators of crapitalism.

The need for revolution and hunger for equality inspired the fight against the primitive dyke-nasty, and the regime was overthrown by the nationalists.

However, it only held the door for more crapitalists to pollute the thought of the perfect society and people.

The real revolution came soon, when a bold man named Mao denied to be exploited:furious: by crapitalist influence, and after managing to kill a shit ton of people

[Leonartist]

[VenomSinister]

Who pooped out franco? The Jews :o
(JKJK)

[ijfeswijfae]

Country of the Day

China

Imagine a perfect place filled with perfect people for a perfect society. This perfect society has never had a problem regarding human rights, because perfect people are way too perfect for pussy concepts like that sissy shit. This perfect place is called China. China has always been perfect, even before and during Confucianist times. During those times, China was also known as the "middle kingdom" because it was so perfect and advanced compared to the barbaric Europoors and Kieronic tribes which were farther from the middle, therefore explaining their primitive and tribal nature up to this day.

Of course, even in a perfect civilization, there has been incidents of imperfect subhumans proxying their way into the chosen land, the most infamous being the Mongol "Invasions." It was a perfect day until the movie, "My Name is Genghis Kahn," premiered in Chinese theaters. The movie sparked an outraged among the aristocrat crapitalists of the time, so it was banned nationwide. Mongols, like Muslims, responded by blowing up shit and killing some peasents. Several seconds later, the perfect kingdom ordered trade sanctions on the Mongols for being retarded inbreds. This crippled them back to the steppe where they came from.

Prosperity flourished in the middle kingdom as it killed more north and southeastern Asians, and inventions were made everyday during this time period, such as the stick on a magnetic rock and vice versa.

This prosperity didn't last forever, though. As ugly abominations from the west introduced more of their filthy crapitalist beliefs, the regime became more corrupt and cruel to the proletariat, and weaker and tolerant to the perpetrators of crapitalism.

The need for revolution and hunger for equality inspired the fight against the primitive dyke-nasty, and the regime was overthrown by the nationalists.

However, it only held the door for more crapitalists to pollute the thought of the perfect society and people.

The real revolution came soon, when a bold man named Mao denied to be exploited by crapitalist influence, and after managing to kill a shit ton of people, he set his foot forward and declared the People's Republic of China to be the official name of the land.

Mao Zedong made many reformations to the system, such as making it required to worship him (This religion is known as Atheism in the western world), ordering farms across the nation to collectivize, setting a fixed wage comparable to those of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and having agents to constantly watch over peasants to make sure that they're not actually doing anything as implied in Karl Marx's writings.

Counterrevolutionaries, crapitalists, and Confucianists were upset that their vision of China was fading away as Mao cleaned the system from its grimy roots, so they banded together to make blasphemic works by portraying Mao as a "criminal." Pro-revolutionaries in the government decided to ban the filth from ever spreading again, and Mao realized that to improve his relations with the common folks, he must have as many paintings as possible of him and make it mandatory for one to be in every household (Footnote: A typical Chinese house consisted of only room, and it was originally going to be 3 paintings of him in every room, but Mao was benevolent enough lower it to one because he knew that the people would need more space on a wall to hang anti-crapitalist messages and A-graded homework assignments on why the Soviets had an inferior interpretation of socialism.)

During the 60's and 70's, Mao initiated the Cultural Revolution. One of the goals Mao had in mind for this movement to accomplish was to raise the number portraits of himself in each room of a Chinese household from one to three. To efficiently maximize the importance that it was to preserve the patriotism of the Chinese people to the perfect government, Mao mobilized the Red Guards. The Red Guards raped, tortured, and murdered tens of thousands of people. This may sound bad to