THE BEST CHAT EVER

[ijfeswijfae]

[1/30/13 21:41] SoruSoru: I got it C:
[1/30/13 21:41] Void: Yes?
[1/30/13 21:41] Void: yay
[1/30/13 21:41] SoruSoru: From _ to 22015
[1/30/13 21:41] SoruSoru: What will from be?
[1/30/13 21:41] Void: its the port range
[1/30/13 21:42] Void: just do from 22015 to 22015
[1/30/13 21:42] SoruSoru: Application profile name
[1/30/13 21:42] SoruSoru: 2dworlds? ?_?
[1/30/13 21:42] Void: it can forward multiple ports at once, but that's a bad idea if multiple devices use your network
[1/30/13 21:42] Void: and yes
[1/30/13 21:42] Void: thats a personal option
[1/30/13 21:42] Myem: VenomSinister: You know people have feelings
[1/30/13 21:43] SoruSoru: ALL I NEED NOW
[1/30/13 21:43] Myem: VenomSinister: And if you swear at another person, it's called cyberbullying and people can get frustrated about it
[1/30/13 21:43] Void: just so you can identify it
[1/30/13 21:43] Myem: VenomSinister: And if you swear at another person, it's called cyberbullying and people can get frustrated about it
[1/30/13 21:43] SoruSoru: IS APPLICATION TYPE
[1/30/13 21:43] Myem: Hey void did you read that
[1/30/13 21:43] SoruSoru: >:O
[1/30/13 21:43] Void: are there options?
[1/30/13 21:43] SoruSoru: IRC
[1/30/13 21:43] Myem: shut up what I'm saying is more important and will stop child hunger
[1/30/13 21:43] SoruSoru: FTP
[1/30/13 21:43] Void: ohohoh
[1/30/13 21:43] Void: i know
[1/30/13 21:43] SoruSoru: PPTP
[1/30/13 21:43] Void: just do both FTP and UDP
[1/30/13 21:43] Myem: kkk
[1/30/13 21:44] SoruSoru: Theres no UDP
[1/30/13 21:44] Void: oh
[1/30/13 21:44] SoruSoru: Do I click add to list, now? ?_?
[1/30/13 21:44] Void: just irc, ftp, and pptp?
[1/30/13 21:44] Myem: what the fuck are you saying
[1/30/13 21:44] SoruSoru: There's more
[1/30/13 21:45] Void: list them
[1/30/13 21:45] thebubonicplague: speak english por favor
[1/30/13 21:45] SoruSoru: But it's DirectX game host and all that
[1/30/13 21:45] Void: oh
[1/30/13 21:45] Void: i'm pretty sure just ftp should work
[1/30/13 21:45] Myem: holy fuck if there's more I guarantee this chat is hell itself
[1/30/13 21:45] thebubonicplague: what the hell do these words mean
[1/30/13 21:45] Void: i dont think buildism uses udp
[1/30/13 21:45] Myem: more gay acronyms
[1/30/13 21:45] Myem: shut up
[1/30/13 21:45] Myem: please
[1/30/13 21:46] Myem: I don't think the KKK do DVO anymore in the ZOX. LOL
[1/30/13 21:46] Void: FTP == file transfer protocol || UDP == User datagram protocol
[1/30/13 21:46] thebubonicplague: i still dont know what those words mean
[1/30/13 21:46] Void: networking stuff
[1/30/13 21:46] Myem: holy fuck fuck that shit what the hell is wrong with people
[1/30/13 21:46] Leonartist: Are you there Jacob_?
[1/30/13 21:46] Myem: he's not
[1/30/13 21:46] thebubonicplague: speak english por favor
[1/30/13 21:46] Myem: the chat makes him appear as online
[1/30/13 21:46] Void: he's not on steam
[1/30/13 21:47] thebubonicplague: jacob_ is currently being treated for gay sickness
[1/30/13 21:47] SoruSoru: Error starting server: address is already in use JVM_bind
[1/30/13 21:47] SoruSoru: T_T
[1/30/13 21:47] Void: lol
[1/30/13 21:47] thebubonicplague: what does that mean
[1/30/13 21:47] Myem: fuck steam no one has be on steam to be active on any website you jew
[1/30/13 21:47] thebubonicplague: god fucking dammit
[1/30/13 21:47] Void: ive honestly never seen that
[1/30/13 21:47] thebubonicplague: i dont know what this means someone help
[1/30/13 21:47] Void: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/27727...-bind-java
[1/30/13 21:47] SoruSoru: OH
[1/30/13 21:47] Myem: JVM_bind
[1/30/13 21:47] SoruSoru: WHAT
[1/30/13 21:47] Myem: what the fuck
[1/30/13 21:47] SoruSoru: ITS STARTING
[1/30/13 21:48] SoruSoru: TAKE THET, INTERNET
[1/30/13 21:48] Myem: the namers of this useless shit are fucking gay
[1/30/13 21:48] Void: it meant something was already using the port
[1/30/13 21:48] thebubonicplague: okay so we can go back to talking like normal human beings
[1/30/13 21:48] SoruSoru: I know what it means,
[1/30/13 21:48] Myem: holy fuck if you're going to say ports refer it to cities on the coast not fucking network crap
[1/30/13 21:48] SoruSoru: I just don't know why the port is being taken up
[1/30/13 21:49] SoruSoru: Now it's.. stuck.. on requesting character
[1/30/13 21:49] Myem: what does that mean
[1/30/13 21:49] thebubonicplague: what the fuck
[1/30/13 21:49] SoruSoru: I screwed up some how
[1/30/13 21:49] Myem: "taken up
[1/30/13 21:49] thebubonicplague: when was the last time you stepped outside
[1/30/13 21:49] Myem: what the hell
[1/30/13 21:49] SoruSoru: 13 years ago
[1/30/13 21:49] thebubonicplague: damn thats hardcore
[1/30/13 21:49] Myem: shit my highscore was 11
[1/30/13 21:49] Void: try rehosting
[1/30/13 21:49] Void: 15 bitches
[1/30/13 21:50] SoruSoru: Void
[1/30/13 21:50] Myem: holy fuck what do you do to rehost what the fuck is this shit fuckk
[1/30/13 21:50] SoruSoru: Did you try joining?
[1/30/13 21:50] thebubonicplague: no wonder half the people here are like "THE FTP PORT TOOK UP THE PPT PORT DOWN BY THE JAVA SCRIPT STD PORT"
[1/30/13 21:50] Void: im trying
[1/30/13 21:50] Void: is the std port an anus?
[1/30/13 21:50] Myem: I don't even know the god damn game that you're hosting how the fuck are we supposed to know any fucking thing about upi
[1/30/13 21:50] Myem: *you
[1/30/13 21:50] SoruSoru: I'm guessing i established letting my computer KNOW it's okay to host that server
[1/30/13 21:51] SoruSoru: But it's not connecting
[1/30/13 21:51] Void: i cant connect either
[1/30/13 21:51] thebubonicplague: "NO THE FFT PORT AND THE STL PORT WONT LOAD DID YOU TRY FORWARDING THE STD PORT AND THE PPT PORT AT THE SAME TIME"
[1/30/13 21:51] Myem: holy fucking shit of course it's not connecting no one has ever succeeded at connecting shit on this website
[1/30/13 21:51] SoruSoru: Protocol Port (or Range) Host Port Timeout (sec) TCP 22015 22015 86400
[1/30/13 21:51] thebubonicplague: "NO THE STEAM GHHP PHP SCRIPT WONT RESPOND TO THE HHG PORT ITS TAKING UP TO MUCH SPACE"
[1/30/13 21:52] Void: wait
[1/30/13 21:52] SoruSoru: I'll restart my computer and router
[1/30/13 21:52] Void: was TCP an option of the application type?
[1/30/13 21:52] thebubonicplague: "TCCP PORT 6969696969696 WONT CONNECT TO THE LLO PORT GOD DAMN"
[1/30/13 21:52] Myem: what the hell why would you restart your shit
[1/30/13 21:52] Myem: that's retarded just why
[1/30/13 21:52] SoruSoru: No
[1/30/13 21:52] Myem: what magic does it fucking do
[1/30/13 21:52] Void: hm
[1/30/13 21:52] Void: ok
[1/30/13 21:52] Void: is it plugged in?
[1/30/13 21:53] SoruSoru: Ohh wait
[1/30/13 21:53] Myem: what the hell do you mean by "plugged in"?
[1/30/13 21:53] Myem: His router?
[1/30/13 21:53] Myem: What the fuck are you saying?
[1/30/13 21:53] thebubonicplague: "THE TCOP PORT ISNT CONNECTED TO THE PORT ROUTER 6969696969696969696 PORT IT ISNT PLUGGED IN TO STDS ROUTER"
[1/30/13 21:53] Void: i meant did he penetrate his router
[1/30/13 21:53] Myem: holy shit that's gay how the fuck do people even manage to do that
[1/30/13 21:54] thebubonicplague: "DID YOU PENETRATE STD PORT 6969696969696969696969696 ROUTER YET"
[1/30/13 21:54] Void: but now the std port should be open
[1/30/13 21:54] SoruSoru: Port 22015 is closed on 192.168.1.254.
[1/30/13 21:54] Void: is that your internal ip?
[1/30/13 21:54] Myem: holy fuck why do people need to know that fucking ip
[1/30/13 21:54] Myem: seriously what's the point of those fucking numbers
[1/30/13 21:54] SoruSoru: It's the one on my router
[1/30/13 21:54] Void: your default gateway?
[1/30/13 21:55] SoruSoru: yea
[1/30/13 21:55] thebubonicplague: "PORT IP 6969696969696969696969696 ISNT CONNECTING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME"
[1/30/13 21:55] Void: oh
[1/30/13 21:55] Void: ok
[1/30/13 21:55] Myem: gateway what is that is that like the gateway city
[1/30/13 21:55] thebubonicplague: or the gateway arch
[1/30/13 21:55] Void: i gtg
[1/30/13 21:55] Leonartist: 9377
[1/30/13 21:55] SoruSoru: ah ok
[1/30/13 21:55] Void: fuck dont start bikop
[1/30/13 21:55] Leonartist: greatest number ever
[1/30/13 21:55] thebubonicplague: you know my grandfather was very close to being chosen to design the gateway arch
[1/30/13 21:55] Myem: this was the gayest shit I've ever read in the history of 2dworlds
[1/30/13 21:56] Myem: fuck acronyms
[1/30/13 21:56] thebubonicplague: god reading this reminded me of this song
[1/30/13 21:56] Myem: those are for elitists who are too retarded to explain their shit
[1/30/13 21:56] SoruSoru: You win internet
[1/30/13 21:56] thebubonicplague: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEdDNo92Fxg
[1/30/13 21:58] Myem: seriously what the fuck is your problem to be pretending to know what that shit means
[1/30/13 21:58] Myem: @suro
[1/30/13 21:59] thebubonicplague: obviously my l33t mlg acronyms are 2deep4u
[1/30/13 21:59] SoruSoru: Soru, not suro
[1/30/13 21:59] SoruSoru: im so sad now im going to go cry in a corner
[1/30/13 21:59] Myem: holy shit who gives a fuck and why would anyone
[1/30/13 22:00] thebubonicplague: WHO THE FUCK CARES
[1/30/13 22:00] thebubonicplague: "OMG THATS NOT HOW U SPELL MY NAYM U FAG"
[1/30/13 22:00] Myem: you are the one who tortured us with stupid shit like "PORT 8434758347 DOES NOT WORK WITH NETSYSTEM59./5"
[1/30/13 22:01] Myem: "KSLUFEU IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH STD CONVERTER 109.3993.39493.93"
[1/30/13 22:01] thebubonicplague: "PORT 69696969696969696969696 DOES NOT CONNECT WITH GATEWAY PORT STD FFT PPTP ROUTER 773321 12.12.13.567.98"
[1/30/13 22:02] Leonartist: 9377 9377 9377 9377
[1/30/13 22:02] thebubonicplague: "WERE GOING TO HAVE TO RESTART PORT STD FFTP GATEWAY ROUTER WISH ME LUCK"
[1/30/13 22:02] Myem: you and void probably have spent the last 10 years in a dark room just memorizing fucking letters to piss people off one day
[1/30/13 22:03] thebubonicplague: "U DONT KNO HOW TO PORT FORWARD YOU JUST PENETRATE PORT STD 69696969696969696 TIMES HAHA LOOSER"
[1/30/13 22:04] Leonartist: Jacob_ are you there?
[1/30/13 22:04] thebubonicplague: jacob_ isnt fucking there quit asking he is not going to just magically appear out of thin air
[1/30/13 22:04] Myem: "FTP SERVER DOESN'T WORK WITH FRAMEWORK PENETRATION SOFTWARE IN CONNECTING PORTS 48488 AND IRC"
[1/30/13 22:05] Leonartist: I asked incase he was offline.
[1/30/13 22:05] Myem: holy shit how hard is it for these people to type normal english
[1/30/13 22:05] thebubonicplague: "STD PORT 5555559 DOESNT CONNECT WITH ROUTER 1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1 RESTART IT
[1/30/13 22:06] Myem: "RESTART THE WHOLE COMPUTER IT WILL AUTHENTICATE THE AUTHORIZATION PROCESS IN LOADING PORT TO ROUTER"
[1/30/13 22:06] SoruSoru: Lel
[1/30/13 22:07] thebubonicplague: "GATEWAY PORT 666666 WONT CONNECT WITH PORT 999999 RESTART JAVASCRIPT PORT FFPTOPONT ROUTER"
[1/30/13 22:08] Leonartist: this is the most boring conversation I've seen on the chat.
[1/30/13 22:08] Myem: finally he says something understandable
[1/30/13 22:08] Myem: you are most boring user I've ever seen in this world
[1/30/13 22:08] Leonartist: how?
[1/30/13 22:08] Myem: You just made the chat boring
[1/30/13 22:09] Myem: You weren't here to judge shit
[1/30/13 22:09] thebubonicplague: fuck you leon we are having a L33T TECH DISCUSSION youre just too much of a NEERRRDD to understand our acronyms XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
[1/30/13 22:09] SoruSoru: Rainbow Tacos
[1/30/13 22:09] Myem: gay
[1/30/13 22:09] Leonartist: This is dumb
[1/30/13 22:09] thebubonicplague: OH MY GOD CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST KILL SORU?????
[1/30/13 22:10] Myem: This would be perfect for an Angry German Kid episode
[1/30/13 22:10] Myem: Where he smashes the fucking keyboard in response to the severe mental retardation that occured between void and soru
[1/30/13 22:10] Leonartist: kill him with bubonic plague
[1/30/13 22:11] Myem: change your avatar
[1/30/13 22:11] thebubonicplague: yeah that was the worst conversation i have ever read in my entire life
[1/30/13 22:11] SoruSoru: Myem don't hate me please.
[1/30/13 22:11] thebubonicplague: my IQ dropped by at least 30 and i think i have aids
[1/30/13 22:11] Myem: I'm pissed that I have to see that ugly image flood the chat every day
[1/30/13 22:12] Myem: I don't hate you, but I do hate void and shitty conversations between you and void
[1/30/13 22:14] Myem: Let this chat educate you on the dangers about discussing boring shit
[1/30/13 22:15] thebubonicplague: if you talk about that in real life people are probably going to come and beat the shit out of you
[1/30/13 22:16] Myem: and when you end up in hospital and start talking about that again, they'll remove the plug so they won't have to withstand hell
[1/30/13 22:17] thebubonicplague: then in hell satan will force you into eternal burning and pain with void
[1/30/13 22:18] SoruSoru: You both scare me. ok.
[1/30/13 22:18] thebubonicplague: thats just how we do it here nigga
[1/30/13 22:18] SoruSoru: -1 Member
[1/30/13 22:18] thebubonicplague: we just dont TALK about shit like that here
[1/30/13 22:18] Myem: then you will get your own personal ring in hell because no one can listen to your shit for more than 5 seconds
[1/30/13 22:19] Myem: holy shit how do we explain this to jacob_
[1/30/13 22:19] SoruSoru: Wow
[1/30/13 22:19] thebubonicplague: my account is going to die once more
[1/30/13 22:19] Void: back
[1/30/13 22:19] SoruSoru: Void
[1/30/13 22:19] SoruSoru: Help help, they're bullying me *sad face* ok
[1/30/13 22:19] thebubonicplague: i think this mightve ruined my final chance of ever making it up to him again
[1/30/13 22:19] Myem: THE GREATEST SHITSTORM OF OUR TIME HAS OCCURED
[1/30/13 22:20] Void: they're trolls
[1/30/13 22:20] Void: ignore them
[1/30/13 22:20] Myem: You hurt my feelings
[1/30/13 22:20] SoruSoru: >only ones in chatroom
[1/30/13 22:20] thebubonicplague: dont ignore us we are giving you valuable advice
[1/30/13 22:20] Void: they feed off your reactions
[1/30/13 22:20] SoruSoru: >talking about me burning in hell
[1/30/13 22:20] Myem: Do you know how many people you would've driven to suicide?
[1/30/13 22:20] Myem: Especially with that attitude?
[1/30/13 22:20] thebubonicplague: its a fact people will beat the unholy fuck out of you if you talk like "PORT 6969696 GATEWAY IRC STD PPTP FTP WONT CONNECT"
[1/30/13 22:21] SoruSoru: 42
[1/30/13 22:21] Void: dont take it seriously soru
[1/30/13 22:21] Myem: You know, you could've been a decent person, but you ruined, completely ruined it.
[1/30/13 22:21] thebubonicplague: WE KNOW THE TRUTH LISTEN TO US
[1/30/13 22:21] SoruSoru: *rants about how you're not a nice person*
[1/30/13 22:21] Void: that reminds me, did you fix the ports?
[1/30/13 22:21] SoruSoru: Yea, i tried yo establish multiple connections
[1/30/13 22:21] SoruSoru: Still no response
[1/30/13 22:22] thebubonicplague: dont listen to void he only knows "STD GATEWAY PORT 696969696969696 IRC ROUTER WONT LOAD MUST RESTART"
[1/30/13 22:22] Myem: You just terrorized us with "MAXIMUM INFILTERATION NOT PERMITTED IN PORT REAUTHINTIFICATION IN STD IP 343.4343.34.
[1/30/13 22:22] Void: ok
[1/30/13 22:22] Myem: How do you think we feel?
[1/30/13 22:22] SoruSoru: I'll just wait until jacob_ updares multiplayer
[1/30/13 22:22] thebubonicplague: i feel like a fucking retarded kid just yelled into my ears for 20 minutes
[1/30/13 22:22] Myem: You don't even consider our opinions, yet we are the "criminals"
[1/30/13 22:22] SoruSoru: i've never had this problem with MC
[1/30/13 22:23] SoruSoru: MYEM
[1/30/13 22:23] Myem: What?
[1/30/13 22:23] SoruSoru: WHAT KIND OF CONVERSATION WOULD YYOU LIKEE TO HHAVE
[1/30/13 22:23] thebubonicplague: HOLY FUCK I CANT STAND ANY OF THESE FUCKING ACRONYMS ANY LONGER
[1/30/13 22:23] Void: WHY ARE WE YELLING
[1/30/13 22:23] thebubonicplague: GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE
[1/30/13 22:23] SoruSoru: AHHH
[1/30/13 22:23] Void: ok
[1/30/13 22:23] Myem: A CONVERSATION THAT IS SANE AND NOT FULL OF GAY SHIT LIKE PORTS AND STD'S
[1/30/13 22:23] thebubonicplague: *bangs head into wall*
[1/30/13 22:24] Void: i did you a favor bikop
[1/30/13 22:24] thebubonicplague: seriously though
[1/30/13 22:24] SoruSoru: HOW CAN WE HAVE A SAME CONVERSATION WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SUICIDE AND ME GETTING BEAT UP
[1/30/13 22:24] SoruSoru: SANE*
[1/30/13 22:24] Void: ignore them
[1/30/13 22:24] Void: thats how
[1/30/13 22:24] Myem: ANY SANE PERSON WOULD BE DRIVEN TO SUICIDE FROM WHAT I WITNESSED TONIGHT
[1/30/13 22:24] SoruSoru: ok
[1/30/13 22:24] Myem: Wow, just wow.
[1/30/13 22:25] Myem: You have something against me, do you?
[1/30/13 22:25] SoruSoru: I am agent James Carter
[1/30/13 22:25] SoruSoru: LAPD
[1/30/13 22:25] Myem: You think you can just walk all over me with no real consequences, do you?
[1/30/13 22:25] SoruSoru: This is my partner lee
[1/30/13 22:25] SoruSoru: From hong kong
[1/30/13 22:26] Myem: How do you think it feels to be the victim? None of you don't know how it feels, because none of you are the victims.
[1/30/13 22:26] SoruSoru: And this *Puts glasses on* is rush hour
[1/30/13 22:26] Myem: I am.
[1/30/13 22:26] Void: lol
[1/30/13 22:26] Void: k
[1/30/13 22:26] Myem: What I have just endured was beyond the emotional pain that I am usually accustomed to.
[1/30/13 22:26] SoruSoru: VOID, I JUST REALIZED. YOU'RE PICTURE LOOKS LIKE BLACK MAGIC
[1/30/13 22:26] Myem: his picture looks like illuminati
[1/30/13 22:26] Void: lolwut
[1/30/13 22:26] SoruSoru: ohhhhh sht
[1/30/13 22:27] SoruSoru: i need to leave before im cursed

[SoruSoru]

And then this:
Alevity
1/31/13 4:09 sht up fgt
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 I'LL FUCKING TEAR THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR BALLS AND SHIT
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE
Alevity
1/31/13 4:09 gay
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE



Ah yes, that was a wonderful chat,

[ijfeswijfae]

And then this:
Alevity
1/31/13 4:09 sht up fgt
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 I'LL FUCKING TEAR THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR BALLS AND SHIT
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE
Alevity
1/31/13 4:09 gay
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE



Ah yes, that was a wonderful chat,

It only sounds rule-breaking if you take it out of context. I was killing zombies who wanted to rape me and turn me into a homo. The only way to kill them was to target the d. Jacob_ shouldn't have anything against self-defense.

plus the zombie called me a faggot :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Oak]

And then this:
Alevity
1/31/13 4:09 sht up fgt
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 I'LL FUCKING TEAR THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR BALLS AND SHIT
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE
Alevity
1/31/13 4:09 gay
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE
Myem
1/31/13 4:09 DIE



Ah yes, that was a wonderful chat,

It only sounds rule-breaking if you take it out of context. I was killing zombies who wanted to rape me and turn me into a homo. The only way to kill them was to target the d. Jacob_ shouldn't have anything against self-defense.

plus the zombie called me a faggot :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

who is the cyber-bully now, huh?

[Virtual]

That is one big word wall right there

[Oak]

My vocabulary has now grown, horrah!
I now know that everyone is gay according to Alevity and Myem.

[Kieron]

tl;dr

Sorry, it felt necessary.

[Oak]

too long don't read^