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Hungry for breakfast?
#1
Well no longer shall your stomach growl for food! Just pour your self a bowl of bland flakes!!

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We make it from the finest ingredients.

IngredientsBig Grinirt, wheat, cow manure, ground up pig bones and potato peelings!

Vitamin A:0%
Vitamin B:0%
Vitamin C:0%

Iron:100%


So try a bowl today!

By it from buildism and save 25% off half the price of a purchase of 100 boxes.

If it tastes good it's probably not bland flakes!

Disclaimer; bland flakes causes minor cases of kidney, heart, and liver failures. Some tumors may appear in the brain on rare occasions.
You may also experience; rotting of the lungs, heart and skin; extreme implosive diarrhea; headaches; swelling of the ears; and death.
If you have any of these symptoms call bland flakes HQ at 1-800-Bland-Flakes.
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#2
*eats* Hey....what the...My insides ARE BURNING!!! AHHH!! *explodes*
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#3
I need a chemical cleanup team over here. Chaos it will be alright we have the best nuclear radioactivity care center on the moon.
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#4
You seem quite....bland.
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#5
Id rather have waffles Smile
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#6
The box fits the Cereal perfectly.
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#7
Lol, i love the way he introduced himself
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#8
*Picks up Chaos*
*Throws into bland flakes van*
SOMEBODY GET ME A CHAINSAW!
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#9
"enlarged"

And that box does really suit the product Tongue
Shiggity Shiggity Shwa
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#10
You're from that commercial!
What a nice ol' cereal box.
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