Corrupt a wish

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but so are you.

I wish that I had a PS3 that does not explode, freeze up, chomp my game disks in half, or use up all the power in the house (my current PS2 has done each of those things to 1/10th extent).

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, But the PS3 was a fake one made of cardboard.
I wish all the religious people were sent to North Korea or China.

[Kieron]

Granted, but you are killed for being racist.

I wish that my wish could not be corrupted.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted. Your data is corrupted instead.

I wish that Dale Jr. and Jimmie Johnson finish every race like they did in the Coca-Cola 600.

[Kieron]

Granted. But they are abducted by aliens.

I wish that I could hack Buildism.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted. (Dale Jr. and JJ abducted? YAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!) But Buildism hacks you too.

I wish that Nascar 2011: The Game wasn't PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii only.

[Who]

granted, but it will suck
I wish i had a sawed-off shotgun

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but it explodes when you try to use it.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

[Paradox]

Granted, but it's a pointless one


I wish that this wish couldn't be granted.

[Kieron]

Granted. But I found the loophole.

I wish that my wish could not be corrupted and anything cannot have anything else done it.