Corrupt a wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it was a fake wish.
I wish that the weeaboos stopped acting like one.

[Tyler]

Granted, but they find another annoying way to act.

I wish "MonkeyQuest" was removed from the internet because it is the gayest game on the planet.

[Who]

granted, but a gayest game will come

I wish i had a parrot

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but all it says is "WHO'S HERE!"

I wish that that parrot stays at least 500 miles away from me.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but he is in Communist China and he gets killed.
I wish that we could establish bases in China so we can defend it from North Korea.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but North Korea needs more protection from China.

I wish that my computers would stop needing re-installs.

[Who]

Granted, but North Korea needs more protection from China.

I wish that my computers would stop needing re-installs.

Granted, but it will start needing re-boots

I wish i had a longer beard

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but it suffocates you.

I wish that

this Quote wasn't wrote by Quote as it is quoted as being wrote.

[Who]

Granted, but instead it will be quoted by "Qwertygiy"




I wish i had a Roflcopter

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you already had half a dozen (in your siggy).

I wish that this wish was worth wishing, because it wasn't.