How do you make image signatures?

[Chance]

I wanna add a funny one. c:

[Innerwebs]

Very carefully.

[ijfeswijfae]

You link to one properly or you make your own on Paint.net, have it hosted (Imgur is the best place to do so, anyone who says different does not deserve to be alive), and link to it properly before I strangle someone to death and then go destroy the federal reserves and stock exchange in the name of stopping the bankers and corrupt dictatorships and pro-Zionists that feed off of it the day before the president pardons me all in one week because of your fucking broken signature.