How to talk like a politican.

[Minish]

I R SO MEAN.

[Oak]

HELLO ALL,

I AM JOHN DOE, I REPRESENT THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF KFC! I STAND WITH PRIDE AND COURAGE BEING A KFC CITIZEN! ALL MUSLIMS ARE RELATED TO OSAMA, AND AMERICA IS BEST COUNTRY! UNDER MY TERM, JAYWALKING WILL BE LEGALIZED, ALL CRIMINALS WILL BE RELEASED FROM PRISON CUZ WE TOO POOR TO PAY FOR THEM! MILITARY SPENDING WILL GO UP TO 2 TRILLION ANNUALLY TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM THOSE SYRIAN DIRTY WIZARDS! EDUCATION BUDGET HAS DROPPED FROM 2 PENNIES TO 0, IT'S ALL AN EFFORT TO CONSERVE! GOD BLESS DA UNITED STATES OF KFC Y'ALL


































































































THEY TOOK OUR JOBS

[Minish]

You have spoken like a democrat, congratulations.

[Oak]

You have spoken like a democrat, congratulations.

I AM A PROUD REPUBLICAN RADICAL

GO ROMNEY

WIN PLZ

WE GOTTA WHITE-IFY THE NATION AGAIN

DON'T MIX THE COLOUREDS IN OR ELSE YOU'LL STAIN EVERYTHING MAMMA

^ typical household talk about the '12 election

[ijfeswijfae]

You have spoken like a democrat, congratulations.

I AM A PROUD REPUBLICAN RADICAL

GO ROMNEY

WIN PLZ

WE GOTTA WHITE-IFY THE NATION AGAIN

DON'T MIX THE COLOUREDS IN OR ELSE YOU'LL STAIN EVERYTHING MAMMA

^ typical household talk about the '12 election

Hey, you do know that science has proven that the skin color of the president is interfering with the general population's skin color?

ANTI-RACIST IS A CODEWORD FOR ANTI-WHITE. STOP WHITE GENOCIDE.

[Corgi]

its more simplistic than that.

just lie about everything, including about having taken a career in politics.