Corrupt a wish

[Ashely]

Granted, but they will never come true.
I wish gas was cheap.

[Ice]

Granted, but the gas companies fall through.
I wish this wasn't a wish.

[lol]

Granted, but you actually did wish, making the 3728th paradox on Buildism.

I wish for more wishes.

[Ice]

Granted, but you already have unlimited wishes.

I wish I had a pizza. (I'm hungry)

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish the drama I see in the short future won't come.

[Jayfeather10]

Granted. But the wish doesn't come true.

I wish that I had less things to do.

[Ice]

Granted, but then you get a job.
I wish I could go to the ROBLOX Rally.

[Jayfeather10]

Granted but you get kicked out.
I wish I could fly.

[Ice]

Granted, but the military shoots you out of the sky.
I wish more people joined Buildism.

[Jayfeather10]

Granted but the older people quit.
I wish I could sing..-_-'