How to get kicked out of...

[Jacob__mybb_import1]

Say, "I THOUGHT A ZOO WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
put gum in people's hair.
Say to the police, "How are the donuts today?"
Bungee jump from the bridge.
Jump on idle cars.

Safeway

Pay for $80 of stuff with pennies.
Catch stray dogs, and release them inside the store.
Find all of the mayonnaise, ketchup, Cool Whip, mustard, and similar products and dump them on the floor.
Spray random people with a fire extinguisher.

A water park.

[Fish]

Poop in the water.
Throw a Old Lady down the water slide
Yell "CRAP THIS! WHERE ARE THE ROLLER COASTERS?!?!"
Jump in the Fish tank while eating a Churo.

The White House.

[Jayfeather10]

Say, "I THOUGHT A ZOO WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
put gum in people's hair.
Say to the police, "How are the donuts today?"
Bungee jump from the bridge.
Jump on idle cars.

Safeway

Pay for $80 of stuff with pennies.
Catch stray dogs, and release them inside the store.
Find all of the mayonnaise, ketchup, Cool Whip, mustard, and similar products and dump them on the floor.
Spray random people with a fire extinguisher.

A water park.

Push kids out of line and say, "This may be life or death!"
Go into the pool and stand by someone then fart, "This isn't a hot tub Ma'am/Sir."
Go to the deepest end of the Wave pool. And when a wave comes, jump up and down saying, "I CAN'T SWIM AHHHHHH!" Push whoever is next to you down into the water and run.

Neighbor's House

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Poop in the water.
Throw a Old Lady down the water slide
Yell "CRAP THIS! WHERE ARE THE ROLLER COASTERS?!?!"
Jump in the Fish tank while eating a Churo.

The White House.

Tear down drapes and Exclaim randomly, "OMYGOSH!!!"
Run around the noble office dressed in your best clothing, "Ima gonna be late for mai date with Michelle."
Sit behind the President's desk and say, "Alright America. Today it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs."
Spit in the face of a guard.

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Neighbor's house.

[Paradox]

Play loud music
Take a shower
Walk in, start watching TV like its your house
Turn the stairs into a waterslide
Turn the walls into canvases (For painting or drawing)



YMCA

[Ice]

Touch little kids.
Abuse the gym.
Run around nude.
Tell them the song sucks.

Grand Canyon.

[Jayfeather10]

Push some wildlife into the river.
Throw the souvenirs into the canyon.
Vandalize the bridge
Kick the tour guide.
Laugh when he yells.

Profit!


A homeless shelter

[Paradox]

Eat expensive food and tease the hobos
Make them have a deathmatch for a bucket of chicken wings
Steal from the poor, give to the rich
Replace the toilets with boxes
Make the cots/beds unstable
Laugh as they fall over in the middle of the night





An airport

[Fish]

Put drugs in some guys bags without them knowing
Go on to first class naked and yell "WOHH I'M IN HOLLYWOOD"
Smoke on the plane. (On takeoff)
Pee on the in flight meals.

Crytal River (Where manatees live. <3)

[sergentkyle]

Hit the manatees

Litter



Georgia

[Fish]

Hit the manatees

*Calls Police* SK: "Problem Officer?" Officer: "yeah kk u hit a manatee kk *Hands 100k Ticket* kk injoy ur day sir kk?". Yes, you can get finded up to 100k bux! >:3