Corrupt a wish

[BuildistGuard]

The forum game! Revived from the earlier versions of Buildism. Here you get to wish and someone gets to mess up(corrupt) your wish. Rules:
1. Same as Buildism Rules
2. No Racism or anything discriminatory.
3. Sarcasm is allowed.
4. Pictures are allowed, but nothing discriminatory, racy, or rule breaking photos allowed.
6. You cannot grant or corrupt your own wish.
7. You cannot say "Not Granted", you have to grant the wish and corrupt it at the same time.
8. You must include your own wish when you corrupt a wish.
Example of Wish:
Person 1(Post 1):I wish I had a donut.
Person 2(Post 2): Granted, but you only get the hole.
Person 2(Post 2): I wish that One Direction infection never existed.
Person 3(Post 3): Granted, but Bieber Fever is still rampant.
Person 3(Post 3): I wish that all the ugly girls died.

This is how the game of Corrupt A Wish works. Now try to corrupt my wish:

I wish that I owned F-14 Plane from Top Gun.

[Innerwebs]

Granted, but you don't know how to fly it.
I wish bananas.

[Ghosty]

Granted, but oranges.

I wish this wish was wished.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you are forced to make out with One Direction.
I wish Touchscreens weren't the future.

[Innerwebs]

Granted, but you are forced to make out with One Direction.
I wish Touchscreens weren't the future.

Granted, but touching butts is now the future.
I wish this made sense.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you didn't make any sense.
I just wish Metal and Rock Music would become the mainstream instead of mostly awful music, such as most pop, most dubstep, and most rap/hip hop.

[Emperor]

Granted, but not granted.
I wish I was a hax0r.

[Ghosty]

Granted, but you can only hack your own stuff. (Granted but not granted? [insert your avatar here])

I wish Franco would stop trying to stalk me.

[DysLabs]

Granted, but then his imaginary, surprisingly similar to himself brother does.
I wish I did no have to wish this wash.

[Ghosty]

Granted, but instead you have to wash the wish.

I wish I was able to come up with good wishes.