Corrupt a wish

[Nice]

Granted, but it's a reliant robin.
I wish I was a millionaire.

Granted, but then you would but a car or something and then you wouldn't be a millionaire anymore.
I wish I had 3 wishes.
Now I got 3 wishes left and this is the first wish =3. I wanna have a jet plane.
2, A huge house.
1. A huge computer.

[Defection]

Granted, but it's a reliant robin.
I wish I was a millionaire.

Granted, but then you would but a car or something and then you wouldn't be a millionaire anymore.
I wish I had 3 wishes.
Now I got 3 wishes left and this is the first wish =3. I wanna have a jet plane.
2, A huge house.
1. A huge computer.

Granted but they all explode.

I wish this thread wasn't copied from RB.

[Tyler]

Granted, but it's copied from MC instead.

I wish we had 10,000 members.

[Ming-Yan]

Granted but now there is 20% more spam.

I wish to be 20% cooler.

[Hippo]

Granted, but you are still very uncool (jokes).

I wish I was immortal.

[Chaos]

Granted, but you eventually shoot yourself in grief and loneliness.

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I wish I has a Ferrari.

[Ming-Yan]

Granted, but you have to experience the deaths of all of your loved ones.

Granted, but you were poorly maintenance to the point where you could only go 10mph at top speed with an acceleration of 1mph.

I wish Kupenko liked me. [I might have already said this :0]

[Hippo]

Granted, but you have to experience the deaths of all of your loved ones.

Granted, but you were poorly maintenance to the point where you could only go 10mph at top speed with an acceleration of 1mph.

I wish Kupenko liked me. [I might have already said this :0]

Granted, but you were ditched a month later.

I wish I didn't have a tomato sauce stain on my favourite shirt.

[Ming-Yan]

Granted but it required you to sell the shirt.

I wish I didn't eat like a fat person.

[Hippo]

Granted, but you are anorexic.
I wish I had an Ipad 2.