Corrupt a wish

[Leonartist]

Granted, but they will never come true.
I wish that MLP never existed.

[Ghosty]

Granted; but instead, Strawberry Shortcake becomes the huge fad.


I wish that Jimmie Johnson never wins another NASCAR championship.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Jimmie becomes a terrorist who bombs Celebrity houses.
I wish all the stupid fads right now like Touchscreen Computers would die and so would Twitter and instagram.

[Ghosty]

(Yay! Now he can be arrested!)

Granted, but that's because EVERYTHING electronic dies; all computers AND all websites. (and really, touchscreen computers aren't stupid, as long as you can attach a normal keyboard and mouse to them, like with USB.)

I wish 2DWorlds wasn't so buggy.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but 2DWorld gets an awful community.(Touchscreen computers are useless, why would you want to use touchscreens on a computer anyway?)
I wish that Linux would become much more powerful and everyone used it.

[Innerwebs]

Granted, but Apple buys Linux.
I wish I wish I was a fish

I wish that MLP never existed.

Lol, you wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but a Shark named "Jaws" eats you.
I wish I never said those stupid wet fantasies.

[Ghosty]

Granted, instead you said snarple.


I wish that made sense in some way.

[Leonartist]

Granted but the truth hurts.
I wish olives taste like Tabasco sauce.

[Void]

Granted, but Tabasco Sauce tastes like olives.


I wish I could think of something witty to wish for.