Corrupt a wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but a Great White Shark eats you.
I wish that Club Penguin was raided by Roblox and Roblox did not raid Buildism.

[Who]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your existence in the depths of Muspelheim

I wish I had a magic carpet

[Dignity]

Granted, but it fell and you have to spend the rest of your existence in the depths of Muspelheim

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wish I for I wish.

[Who]

Granted, but your stomach must be removed

I wish the magic carpets didn't fell

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but it exploded.

I wish that it would STOP RAINING ALREADY -- ESPECIALLY IN THE CAR!

[Paradox]

Granted, but then the wish would make less sense.


I wish for infinite wishes.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but this is the only wish that gets granted -- the rest all turn into creepers.

I wish this potato would stop chasing me.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but an enderdragon chases you in real life.
I wish that there was no overprotective parents.

[Micky]

Granted, but you will have an overprotective aunt.


I wish i could have a pack of Oreos.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but they're all crumbled.

I wish that apple would stop chasing me.