Corrupt a wish

[Hippo]

Granted, but KNIFE.

I wish this satsuma wouldn't try to eat me.

[Who]

Granted, but Henry Fonda comes from nowhere and kicks you in the face

I wish orange juice was blue colored

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but then it's called blue juice.

I wish these bananas would stop chasing me.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but creepers start chasing you.
I wish that my school district would build a separate Middle school for middle schoolers.

[lol]

Granted, but a plane crashes into the school causing 300-1500 casualties.

I wish my only friend would stop using memes IRL.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but he starts talking like you do on Buildism.

I wish that the weather would make up its mind here.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it makes an EF5 Tornado, which kills you and destroys your city.
I wish that all the club penguin fans died.

[Who]

Granted, but they come to life again to drag you back to the depths of Muspelheim


I wish I had a lightsaber!

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it was a toy lightsaber.
I wish that Justin Bieber was shot in the head and he died.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but you were standing directly behind him and get shot aswell and you later die a painful death for seven hours while you were proclaimed legally dead.

I wish that people would stop posting their real wishes.