Corrupt a wish

[Who]

Granted, but your printer runs out of ink

I wish I had one of those horns to call animals

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the animals kill you.
I wish that overprotective parents never existed.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but instead everyone becomes like the kids described in Fahrenheit 451 who drive superfast cars to kill animals and pedestrians and who kill each other for fun.

I wish that my computer was fast enough to host multiplayer servers.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but your computer is from 200 years in the future, so it is to fast to work.
I wish that I ruled the world.

[Mustachio]

Granted, but the Kieronese start a rebellion and win.

I wish I had an empire

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but everyone teams up against you and kills you.
I wish that girl toys never existed.

[Duck]

Granted but they just market them to boys instead

I wish that you wouldn't corrupt my wish

[Mustachio]

Granted, but I do it anyway

I wish that wish I wish that wish I.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the wishes don't work.

I wish ballet never existed.

[Duck]

granted but you are fat

i wish this thread would end