Corrupt a wish

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but then nobody was rich.
I wish I could make a good wish.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the wish gets corrupted by Chuck Norris.

I wish that Roblox was raided by Buildism and Minecraft.

[Dignity]

Granted, but it does nothing.
I wish the I was a wish.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but someone wished you were Justin Bieber.

I wish life wasn't unfair.

[Hippo]

Granted, but it's so fair that it becomes communist

I wish my keyboard would fix itself

[Dignity]

Granted, but then you(?) break it again.
I wish for a fish with my wish dish fish.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, Ish, but you're still in that Dr. Seuss book.

I wish my keyboard would fix itself.

[Dignity]

GRANTED!
BUT YOUR SISTERS BREAK IT AGAIN!

I WISH THAT MY FAMILY DIDN'T MAKE ME LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX WITH MY COMPUTER!

[Qwertygiy]

Granted. They make you live in a styrofoam box. With an iPhone.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

[Dignity]

(NOT AN IPHONE!!!)

Granted, but I BURN IT AT THE STAKE!
I WISH FOR A WISH!