Corrupt A Wish

[Goopler]

Granted, but then you would get demoted
I wish I would live in America

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but then the Illuminati started World War III and you got killed by the Koreans.

I wish I can hack websites and become untraceable.

[Goopler]

Granted, Then you get caught by the Cops and get jailed for lifetime.

I wish Latinassassin would eat my feet.

[c00lcurt]

Granted, but he ate your hands too.

I wish that fish were free wishes.

[Goopler]

Granted, but then a shark came and ate up the fish.

I wish I could finish eating my Chili Nut's.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the nuts were poisonous and you died later on.
I wish that Music was much better and that half of modern video games would stop centering around graphics.

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but music and video games made you get major nostaligia and you died of it.

I wish wishes can never be corrupt...

[Goopler]

Granted, but then your ears would explode if the music was "too" good for the people, and the graphics make the games look good so that nerds could continue with their no life.

I wish I had a potato that can't get grant solution re in-posted to any kind of text.... Woot??

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Fail, you're potato got grant solution and you died because of that.

I wish there was no such thing as keywords...

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Google, Yahoo, and Bing goes bankrupt.

I wish that there were good shows like Quantum Leap and The A-Team on Television.