Corrupt A Wish

[DysLabs]

Granted, but they eat all your food, and you starve for 10 days.
I wish that Qwerty and I could switch lives.

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but Justin Biber stay into your house for 1 day.

I wish war never existed...

[DysLabs]

Granted, but then there were huge fights.
I wish that I don't need to wish.

[c00lcurt]

Granted, but you can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish I knew how to drive.

[DysLabs]

Granted, but you crash
I wish that Ashely would change.

[Mother]

Granted, into what though? A bird?

I wish I knew how to ride a skateboard.

[c00lcurt]

Granted, but you accidently buy a hoverboard instead.

I wish I wished.

[Goopler]

Granted, but the wish would go on Justin Bieber.

I wish that Ashely would chillax a lil bit.

[DysLabs]

Granted, but then she comes back harder.
I wish that I WISH!

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but your wish belongs to me sadly.
I wish for a fair world.