Corrupt a wish

[Leonartist]

You didn't corrupt my wish

[Glome]

You didn't corrupt my wish

I don't give a damn about your wish. I grant what I want.

[Void]

Granted but every time you make a wish one of your teeth turns into a potato.

I wish that mars was purple.

Granted, but then it is viewed as a sign to many, causing mass suicide.


I wish I knew take better history notes.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you forgot your history notes and started to repeat history.
I wish Microsoft would stop repeating bad history.(If you know what I am talking about.)

[Leonartist]

Granted but Microsoft will start repeating good history, and everyone will get bored
with it. Then Bill Gates will commit suicide, leaving Apple to take over Microsoft.

I wish Kim Jong Il didn't invent the hamburger.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Pol Pot and Stalin does.
I wish that everyone forgot about my stupid wet fantasies.

[Leonartist]

Granted, but you will also forget. You will forget about all the wet fantasies you stored
on your computer, and your parents will find them.

I wish I had dry fantasies.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but your dry fantasies are about One Direction making out with you.
I wish technology would stop evolving in personal computer inferences and would evolve much faster in Space Technology.

[Innerwebs]

I wish that everyone forgot about my stupid wet fantasies.

If you keep bringing them up, nobody will forget.

Granted, but computers evolve in

I wish I had a wish to wish.

[Ghosty]

Granted, but it's a wishy-washy wish.

I wish I didn't have to do this so often.