03-03-2011, 12:08 AM
(Read this with a Russian accent) I vas born in Soviet Russia in 1997 as a Babushka farmer. But then in 1589 when the comunist government was getting corrupted me and my babushka herd had to hide bare-naked in the snow to prevent getting captured and sent to nil by the babushka police for stealing iron ore from Mikail Gorbachev. So as I was laying there an officer stepped on one of the babushkas and it scared the whole herd. Then I traveled to America in 3247 on a hat. The end.