03-03-2011, 12:25 AM
(Read with scottish accent) Aye was borrn in the olld cuntreh, Skotlend of curse, in 1248. Aye was a bagpipe playurr, but when aye was 94 aye fell into a loch and get swept awaye bye the current. Aye eventually went ashore in Ayerland in 1984, but they sent me to a muzeem in New Yurk and stayed as an exhibit there, unteel 2012, meh laddies. Then aye escaped and ended up here in this forum.