World Dumbination

[Qwertygiy]

Basically, this is a make-the-dumbest-answer game. Here's how it goes: I post a question, and you post the dumbest answer that would make sense for that question. Then, you post a question where your answer would be the real answer.

Example:
Who was the first president of the United States?

Duhhhhh.... Curious George

What monkey lives with the Man in the Yellow Hat?

Duhhhhh.... King Kong

What monster climbed the Empire State Building?
(you answer)