01-03-2013, 08:48 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-03-2013, 10:54 AM by ijfeswijfae.)
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Copypasta 1:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m
the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision
the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit
to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is
being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I
will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what
unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Copypasta 2: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puta pequeno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Los Zetas, and
I’ve been involved in numerous executions on the Sinaloas, and I have over 300 public beheadings. I am trained in chainsaw warfare
and I’m the top decapitator in all of Juarez. You are nothing to me but just another head waiting to be severed. I will detatch it with a
lack of precision and cutting force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying
that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, gringo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the
USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now so you better prepare for the chainsaw, gordo. The chainsaw that wipes
out the pathetic little thing you call your head. You’re fucking dead, paco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in exactly one
way, and that’s with my brand new Husqvarna 440 chainsaw. Not only am I extensively trained in chainsaw combat, but I have access
to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable head off the face of the body,
you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I
will shit fury all over your head and your head will come off in it. You’re fucking dead, gringo.
Copypasta 3: What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and
I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire
kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with
precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you
can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to
pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb
little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can
wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively
trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use
it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only
you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring
down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and
now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it.
You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Copypasta 4:
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested
the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous
secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on
horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in
the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust
thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark
my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar?
I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of
knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare
thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your
armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven
hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted
combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full
extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou
could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down
upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now
thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown
in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
Copypasta 5:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class,
and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my
petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just
another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor.
As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead,
nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no
preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women
in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you
would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will
rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
Copypasta 1:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m
the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision
the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit
to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is
being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I
will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what
unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Copypasta 2: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puta pequeno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Los Zetas, and
I’ve been involved in numerous executions on the Sinaloas, and I have over 300 public beheadings. I am trained in chainsaw warfare
and I’m the top decapitator in all of Juarez. You are nothing to me but just another head waiting to be severed. I will detatch it with a
lack of precision and cutting force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying
that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, gringo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the
USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now so you better prepare for the chainsaw, gordo. The chainsaw that wipes
out the pathetic little thing you call your head. You’re fucking dead, paco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in exactly one
way, and that’s with my brand new Husqvarna 440 chainsaw. Not only am I extensively trained in chainsaw combat, but I have access
to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable head off the face of the body,
you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I
will shit fury all over your head and your head will come off in it. You’re fucking dead, gringo.
Copypasta 3: What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and
I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire
kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with
precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you
can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to
pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb
little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can
wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively
trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use
it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only
you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring
down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and
now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it.
You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Copypasta 4:
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested
the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous
secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on
horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in
the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust
thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark
my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar?
I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of
knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare
thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your
armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven
hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted
combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full
extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou
could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down
upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now
thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown
in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
Copypasta 5:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class,
and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my
petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just
another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor.
As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead,
nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no
preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women
in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you
would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will
rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
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