Copypasta Thread (NSFW)

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Copypasta 13:
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And
when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a
machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will
grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you
will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my
dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Copypasta 14:
I don't give a fuck who you are our where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in
so much fucking pain It'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical
island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll
fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open
your fridge door and not close it, and turn the gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the
fuck out. Your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation and
the last thing you'll see when they're putting you under in the operating room is me hovering over you dressed as a doctor. When
you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your fucking life wondering what I did to you while you where being operated
on and wondering if there is a ticking time bomb in you chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and
when you walk out of the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I
just wanted you to know how easily I could have destroyed your pathetic fucking excuse for a life, but how I would rather go to
great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save
yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either. I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you you again my fucking self. Welcome to
hell, population: you.

Copypasta 15: Response to gorilla warfare copypasta
Dude are you for real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar.
You fucking guido tool douchebag. 1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school 2. In case you did. How many
blowjobs did you give to graduate? 3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick 4. 300 confirmed kills? I think
you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men 5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt 6. You think your cool for getting
trolled for reading this? 7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you 8. Only with
your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag 9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier 10. If your SO badass, than
why are you on /b/? 11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.

Copypasta 16:

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are
everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I
mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but
you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on
facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was
captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do
you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight
A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You
are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Copypasta 17:
u are 1 fukin cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 reck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are
scared lil bitch gettin ur m8 to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with
muscles lol fukin sad m8 really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u r and whats all this crap
ur m8 sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil
fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

Copypasta 18:
U ARE A FAGGOT I WILL FIND YOU I WILL SEARCH THROUGH FACEBOOK I WILL FIND YOUR ADDRESS I WILL TAKE A
PLANE TO WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL THEN TAKE THE HOTEL ROOM, I WILL DRESS UP AND GO OUT, I WILL
CONTACT A WEAPON SELLER AND BUY A HIGH QUALITY SILENCED .45 FROM HIM, THEN I WILL GO BACK TO HOTEL
ROOM, WHEN ITS NIGHT TIME I WILL GO TO THE CLUB WHERE YOU ARE, I WILL PRETEND TO BE ANOTHER GUY IN
THE CLUB TAKING DRINKS BUT THEY WILL BE FAKE DRINKS, THEN WHEN YOU'RE PRETTY WASTED AND YOU'RE GOING
BACK HOME WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR HOME, WHEN YOU REACH YOUR HOME I WILL WAIT A
FEW HOURS, THEN I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET INSIDE YOUR HOUSE, WHEN I ENTER I WILL SLOWLY OPEN THE DOOR
WHERE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE SLEEPING OR HAVING SEX AND I WILL SHOOT 6 TIMES, 2 TO THE HEAD 1 TO
THE CHEST TO EACH ONE OF YOU, THEN I WILL LEAVE VERY SLOWLY AND LEAVE THE TV ON, I WILL THEN GO TO
THE BEACH AND BURY THE WEAPON PARTS IN THE SAND AND ONE IN THE SAND IN THE WATER, THEN I WILL GO BACK
TO HOTEL AND TAKE A FLIGHT BACK TO HOME

Copypasta 19:
ooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate
and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME
motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a
difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard
into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the
sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not
one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a
girl.

Copypasta 20:
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious thread in an attempt to raise your self worth.
Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used
to buy myself a RX-7FD and a vintage Fairlady S30 Z with a L28 engine combined with twin turbos tuned by the devil himself. My grade point average is
perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average 2dworlds user. There are many who far surpass
me.
By the way, do you have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it.
I also reached God of the internet status recently so now I will be mythified to hell and back and future archaeologists will unearth the internet and will think I
was some kind of powerful historical figure.
Do you know the dander your in if I find you?
If I ever meet you in real life I'll snap you in half like a chocolate-chip cookie.
Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point that you are a bleating fool, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while
your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. Do you have any idea of how long you have been there, sitting on this same chair that because of
some unknown miracle managed to withstand your massive weight? You have been there for weeks, months, locked up in your room that smells like Doritos
and Wawa milk.