You might be a nerd if...

[Leonartist]

Here is a series of jokes I've made up. There're kind of like the "You Might be a Redneck jokes." Don't take offense to these because I'm a nerd myself and proud! Feel free to make your own up.

You might be a nerd if Amy Farrah Fowler is your biggest crush.

You might be a nerd if your computer is your best friend.
You might be even nerdier if you have fights with it.
You might be even more nerdier if you have sex with it.

You might be a nerd if you try to turn on a girl with a Steve Urkel voice impersonation.

You might be a nerd if your favorite musician is Hirokazu Tanaka.

You might be a nerd if you watch porn on your Gameboy.
You might be even nerdier if you watch porn on your Atari 2600.