01-27-2013, 06:34 AM
Country of the Day
China
Imagine a perfect place filled with perfect people for a perfect society. This perfect society has never had a problem regarding human rights, because perfect people are way too perfect for pussy concepts like that sissy shit. This perfect place is called China. China has always been perfect, even before and during Confucianist times. During those times, China was also known as the "middle kingdom" because it was so perfect and advanced compared to the barbaric Europoors and Kieronic tribes which were farther from the middle, therefore explaining their primitive and tribal nature up to this day.
Of course, even in a perfect civilization, there has been incidents of imperfect subhumans proxying their way into the chosen land, the most infamous being the Mongol "Invasions." It was a perfect day until the movie, "My Name is Genghis Kahn," premiered in Chinese theaters. The movie sparked an outraged among the aristocrat crapitalists of the time, so it was banned nationwide. Mongols, like Muslims, responded by blowing up shit and killing some peasents. Several seconds later, the perfect kingdom ordered trade sanctions on the Mongols for being retarded inbreds. This crippled them back to the steppe where they came from.
Prosperity flourished in the middle kingdom as it killed more north and southeastern Asians, and inventions were made everyday during this time period, such as the stick on a magnetic rock and vice versa.
This prosperity didn't last forever, though. As ugly abominations from the west introduced more of their filthy crapitalist beliefs, the regime became more corrupt and cruel to the proletariat, and weaker and tolerant to the perpetrators of crapitalism.
The need for revolution and hunger for equality inspired the fight against the primitive dyke-nasty, and the regime was overthrown by the nationalists.
However, it only held the door for more crapitalists to pollute the thought of the perfect society and people.
The real revolution came soon, when a bold man named Mao denied to be exploited:furious: by crapitalist influence, and after managing to kill a shit ton of people
China
Imagine a perfect place filled with perfect people for a perfect society. This perfect society has never had a problem regarding human rights, because perfect people are way too perfect for pussy concepts like that sissy shit. This perfect place is called China. China has always been perfect, even before and during Confucianist times. During those times, China was also known as the "middle kingdom" because it was so perfect and advanced compared to the barbaric Europoors and Kieronic tribes which were farther from the middle, therefore explaining their primitive and tribal nature up to this day.
Of course, even in a perfect civilization, there has been incidents of imperfect subhumans proxying their way into the chosen land, the most infamous being the Mongol "Invasions." It was a perfect day until the movie, "My Name is Genghis Kahn," premiered in Chinese theaters. The movie sparked an outraged among the aristocrat crapitalists of the time, so it was banned nationwide. Mongols, like Muslims, responded by blowing up shit and killing some peasents. Several seconds later, the perfect kingdom ordered trade sanctions on the Mongols for being retarded inbreds. This crippled them back to the steppe where they came from.
Prosperity flourished in the middle kingdom as it killed more north and southeastern Asians, and inventions were made everyday during this time period, such as the stick on a magnetic rock and vice versa.
This prosperity didn't last forever, though. As ugly abominations from the west introduced more of their filthy crapitalist beliefs, the regime became more corrupt and cruel to the proletariat, and weaker and tolerant to the perpetrators of crapitalism.
The need for revolution and hunger for equality inspired the fight against the primitive dyke-nasty, and the regime was overthrown by the nationalists.
However, it only held the door for more crapitalists to pollute the thought of the perfect society and people.
The real revolution came soon, when a bold man named Mao denied to be exploited:furious: by crapitalist influence, and after managing to kill a shit ton of people
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