01-28-2013, 04:34 AM
Country of the Day
China
Imagine a perfect place filled with perfect people for a perfect society. This perfect society has never had a problem regarding human rights, because perfect people are way too perfect for pussy concepts like that sissy shit. This perfect place is called China. China has always been perfect, even before and during Confucianist times. During those times, China was also known as the "middle kingdom" because it was so perfect and advanced compared to the barbaric Europoors and Kieronic tribes which were farther from the middle, therefore explaining their primitive and tribal nature up to this day.
Of course, even in a perfect civilization, there has been incidents of imperfect subhumans proxying their way into the chosen land, the most infamous being the Mongol "Invasions." It was a perfect day until the movie, "My Name is Genghis Kahn," premiered in Chinese theaters. The movie sparked an outraged among the aristocrat crapitalists of the time, so it was banned nationwide. Mongols, like Muslims, responded by blowing up shit and killing some peasents. Several seconds later, the perfect kingdom ordered trade sanctions on the Mongols for being retarded inbreds. This crippled them back to the steppe where they came from.
Prosperity flourished in the middle kingdom as it killed more north and southeastern Asians, and inventions were made everyday during this time period, such as the stick on a magnetic rock and vice versa.
This prosperity didn't last forever, though. As ugly abominations from the west introduced more of their filthy crapitalist beliefs, the regime became more corrupt and cruel to the proletariat, and weaker and tolerant to the perpetrators of crapitalism.
The need for revolution and hunger for equality inspired the fight against the primitive dyke-nasty, and the regime was overthrown by the nationalists.
However, it only held the door for more crapitalists to pollute the thought of the perfect society and people.
The real revolution came soon, when a bold man named Mao denied to be exploited by crapitalist influence, and after managing to kill a shit ton of people, he set his foot forward and declared the People's Republic of China to be the official name of the land.
Mao Zedong made many reformations to the system, such as making it required to worship him (This religion is known as Atheism in the western world), ordering farms across the nation to collectivize, setting a fixed wage comparable to those of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and having agents to constantly watch over peasants to make sure that they're not actually doing anything as implied in Karl Marx's writings.
Counterrevolutionaries, crapitalists, and Confucianists were upset that their vision of China was fading away as Mao cleaned the system from its grimy roots, so they banded together to make blasphemic works by portraying Mao as a "criminal." Pro-revolutionaries in the government decided to ban the filth from ever spreading again, and Mao realized that to improve his relations with the common folks, he must have as many paintings as possible of him and make it mandatory for one to be in every household (Footnote: A typical Chinese house consisted of only room, and it was originally going to be 3 paintings of him in every room, but Mao was benevolent enough lower it to one because he knew that the people would need more space on a wall to hang anti-crapitalist messages and A-graded homework assignments on why the Soviets had an inferior interpretation of socialism.)
During the 60's and 70's, Mao initiated the Cultural Revolution. One of the goals Mao had in mind for this movement to accomplish was to raise the number portraits of himself in each room of a Chinese household from one to three. To efficiently maximize the importance that it was to preserve the patriotism of the Chinese people to the perfect government, Mao mobilized the Red Guards. The Red Guards raped, tortured, and murdered tens of thousands of people. This may sound bad to
China
Imagine a perfect place filled with perfect people for a perfect society. This perfect society has never had a problem regarding human rights, because perfect people are way too perfect for pussy concepts like that sissy shit. This perfect place is called China. China has always been perfect, even before and during Confucianist times. During those times, China was also known as the "middle kingdom" because it was so perfect and advanced compared to the barbaric Europoors and Kieronic tribes which were farther from the middle, therefore explaining their primitive and tribal nature up to this day.
Of course, even in a perfect civilization, there has been incidents of imperfect subhumans proxying their way into the chosen land, the most infamous being the Mongol "Invasions." It was a perfect day until the movie, "My Name is Genghis Kahn," premiered in Chinese theaters. The movie sparked an outraged among the aristocrat crapitalists of the time, so it was banned nationwide. Mongols, like Muslims, responded by blowing up shit and killing some peasents. Several seconds later, the perfect kingdom ordered trade sanctions on the Mongols for being retarded inbreds. This crippled them back to the steppe where they came from.
Prosperity flourished in the middle kingdom as it killed more north and southeastern Asians, and inventions were made everyday during this time period, such as the stick on a magnetic rock and vice versa.
This prosperity didn't last forever, though. As ugly abominations from the west introduced more of their filthy crapitalist beliefs, the regime became more corrupt and cruel to the proletariat, and weaker and tolerant to the perpetrators of crapitalism.
The need for revolution and hunger for equality inspired the fight against the primitive dyke-nasty, and the regime was overthrown by the nationalists.
However, it only held the door for more crapitalists to pollute the thought of the perfect society and people.
The real revolution came soon, when a bold man named Mao denied to be exploited by crapitalist influence, and after managing to kill a shit ton of people, he set his foot forward and declared the People's Republic of China to be the official name of the land.
Mao Zedong made many reformations to the system, such as making it required to worship him (This religion is known as Atheism in the western world), ordering farms across the nation to collectivize, setting a fixed wage comparable to those of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and having agents to constantly watch over peasants to make sure that they're not actually doing anything as implied in Karl Marx's writings.
Counterrevolutionaries, crapitalists, and Confucianists were upset that their vision of China was fading away as Mao cleaned the system from its grimy roots, so they banded together to make blasphemic works by portraying Mao as a "criminal." Pro-revolutionaries in the government decided to ban the filth from ever spreading again, and Mao realized that to improve his relations with the common folks, he must have as many paintings as possible of him and make it mandatory for one to be in every household (Footnote: A typical Chinese house consisted of only room, and it was originally going to be 3 paintings of him in every room, but Mao was benevolent enough lower it to one because he knew that the people would need more space on a wall to hang anti-crapitalist messages and A-graded homework assignments on why the Soviets had an inferior interpretation of socialism.)
During the 60's and 70's, Mao initiated the Cultural Revolution. One of the goals Mao had in mind for this movement to accomplish was to raise the number portraits of himself in each room of a Chinese household from one to three. To efficiently maximize the importance that it was to preserve the patriotism of the Chinese people to the perfect government, Mao mobilized the Red Guards. The Red Guards raped, tortured, and murdered tens of thousands of people. This may sound bad to
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