If I was a mod my title would be

[McNoobster]

That is not true, McNoobster. All it is is two separate words: Ban. Staff. I would've thought of it sooner or later, if I could think of these words in two seconds (made up): Zanx, Zaxoman, Zontafer, Filinke, then I'm sure I could've thought of that too.

Tsk tsk you are ignorant little kid :p