Well no longer shall your stomach growl for food! Just pour your self a bowl of bland flakes!!
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We make it from the finest ingredients.
Ingredients
irt, wheat, cow manure, ground up pig bones and potato peelings!
Vitamin A:0%
Vitamin B:0%
Vitamin C:0%
Iron:100%
So try a bowl today!
By it from buildism and save 25% off half the price of a purchase of 100 boxes.
If it tastes good it's probably not bland flakes!
Disclaimer; bland flakes causes minor cases of kidney, heart, and liver failures. Some tumors may appear in the brain on rare occasions.
You may also experience; rotting of the lungs, heart and skin; extreme implosive diarrhea; headaches; swelling of the ears; and death.
If you have any of these symptoms call bland flakes HQ at 1-800-Bland-Flakes.
We make it from the finest ingredients.
Ingredients
irt, wheat, cow manure, ground up pig bones and potato peelings!Vitamin A:0%
Vitamin B:0%
Vitamin C:0%
Iron:100%
So try a bowl today!
By it from buildism and save 25% off half the price of a purchase of 100 boxes.
If it tastes good it's probably not bland flakes!
Disclaimer; bland flakes causes minor cases of kidney, heart, and liver failures. Some tumors may appear in the brain on rare occasions.
You may also experience; rotting of the lungs, heart and skin; extreme implosive diarrhea; headaches; swelling of the ears; and death.
If you have any of these symptoms call bland flakes HQ at 1-800-Bland-Flakes.