05-22-2011, 06:29 PM
Well this is what you need to apply on it!
![[Image: blandaid.png]](http://imageshack.us/m/832/1589/blandaid.png)
Bland aids are made from the finest sand paper! They will cause so much damage to your skin the cut won't even be noticed!
But wait these are not approved by anyone, heck my marketing managers keep begging me to not release them! Anyway every box you buy comes with a nifty contract stating all damage and or deaths are not our fault! So I bet you are wondering how you get some? Well you can buy em right here.
They cost only €19,99,99,9999,999!
Remember these things are amazing! Read these awesome comments people had about them.
Jim says, "Bland aids caused me great pain I recommend you not buy them. I mean ummm they are awesoem..... GET THAT AWAY PLEASE NOT THE BLANDRAY NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Well that's about our only customer so far... and he won't be waking up anytime soon.
Please post your comments and personal experiences with bland aids in this thread!
Bland aids are made from the finest sand paper! They will cause so much damage to your skin the cut won't even be noticed!
But wait these are not approved by anyone, heck my marketing managers keep begging me to not release them! Anyway every box you buy comes with a nifty contract stating all damage and or deaths are not our fault! So I bet you are wondering how you get some? Well you can buy em right here.
They cost only €19,99,99,9999,999!
Remember these things are amazing! Read these awesome comments people had about them.
Jim says, "Bland aids caused me great pain I recommend you not buy them. I mean ummm they are awesoem..... GET THAT AWAY PLEASE NOT THE BLANDRAY NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Well that's about our only customer so far... and he won't be waking up anytime soon.
Please post your comments and personal experiences with bland aids in this thread!