Ladies and gentlemen, we have A NEW RECORD!

[Qwertygiy]

zeyan12: First permanently banned user
Kieron: Most alts
Kieron: Most banned accounts
Kieron: Lowest reputation (when we had it)
Hahaha: Arguably most popular unvisitspammed place
Jacob_: Most reputations (when we had them)
Qwertygiy/Sazaho/Interwebs/Paradox: First user-selected mods
Qwertygiy/InternetGuy: First wiki mods
InternetGuy: First fake hack
ODer: First major troll
RudeLittleBoy: First account deleted because of skin