11-13-2012, 01:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-13-2012, 01:45 AM by ijfeswijfae.)
Country of the Day
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Australia is the most unique nation on the Pacific, but not because it's the only first world country in many hundreds of miles (New Zealand doesn't exist, it's only a fairyland utopia that liberals lie about so they can identify themselves with moderate-sounding labels like "center-left."), it's because that Australia is home to a diverse group of people called nigg- welfare abusers aboriginals. Unlike Canadians who constantly cross the border everyday for our supreme hospitals, these fellows are a much more benevolent kind. If they display any signs of lust, the best thing to do is give them your wife, daughter, and occasionally your baby son, then drink a beer over the sounds of your loved ones screaming in agony. It's all worth it in the end, as you get accused of committing a hate crime for denying an aboriginal a beer.
![[Image: HjuQD.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/HjuQD.jpg)
Australia is the most unique nation on the Pacific, but not because it's the only first world country in many hundreds of miles (New Zealand doesn't exist, it's only a fairyland utopia that liberals lie about so they can identify themselves with moderate-sounding labels like "center-left."), it's because that Australia is home to a diverse group of people called nigg- welfare abusers aboriginals. Unlike Canadians who constantly cross the border everyday for our supreme hospitals, these fellows are a much more benevolent kind. If they display any signs of lust, the best thing to do is give them your wife, daughter, and occasionally your baby son, then drink a beer over the sounds of your loved ones screaming in agony. It's all worth it in the end, as you get accused of committing a hate crime for denying an aboriginal a beer.