11-13-2012, 01:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-13-2012, 01:45 AM by ijfeswijfae.)
Country of the Day
Australia is the most unique nation on the Pacific, but not because it's the only first world country in many hundreds of miles (New Zealand doesn't exist, it's only a fairyland utopia that liberals lie about so they can identify themselves with moderate-sounding labels like "center-left."), it's because that Australia is home to a diverse group of people called nigg- welfare abusers aboriginals. Unlike Canadians who constantly cross the border everyday for our supreme hospitals, these fellows are a much more benevolent kind. If they display any signs of lust, the best thing to do is give them your wife, daughter, and occasionally your baby son, then drink a beer over the sounds of your loved ones screaming in agony. It's all worth it in the end, as you get accused of committing a hate crime for denying an aboriginal a beer.
Australia is the most unique nation on the Pacific, but not because it's the only first world country in many hundreds of miles (New Zealand doesn't exist, it's only a fairyland utopia that liberals lie about so they can identify themselves with moderate-sounding labels like "center-left."), it's because that Australia is home to a diverse group of people called nigg- welfare abusers aboriginals. Unlike Canadians who constantly cross the border everyday for our supreme hospitals, these fellows are a much more benevolent kind. If they display any signs of lust, the best thing to do is give them your wife, daughter, and occasionally your baby son, then drink a beer over the sounds of your loved ones screaming in agony. It's all worth it in the end, as you get accused of committing a hate crime for denying an aboriginal a beer.