The "blame John" of buildism

[DSiDewd]

If at first you don't succeed, try again.

If you don't succeed then, blame the equipment.

If you do not succeed after replacing your equipment, blame the weather.

If you do not succeed after the weather improves, blame Congress (or Parliament).

If you don't get attacked for libel by the government, and STILL don't succeed, blame your parents.

And, if you STILL don't succeed, blame Tyler!

And if you just fail hard enough to STILL not succeed, just blame John, even though he has nothing to do with Buildism.