Do you know what my favorite hotdog is...

[sergentkyle]

A Schwetty weiner. I had a talk with Mr. Pete Schwetty. Here's the interview"




"So Mr. Schwetty, I've heard you're famous for your Schwetty Weiner."


"Yes, yes..."

"I tried it once, And I LOVED that Peiner- I mean weiner"

"Man, is that a weiner or WHAT?!?"

"Yep, it's a doozy Mr. Schwetty."

"Is that a foot-long?!?!?!"

"Oh, you flatter me."

"I'd say it's almost as thick as it is long!"

"Yep, so...It must be a big hit with the kids then!"

"Yep, I love seeing the look on a child's face when he gets ahold of his own Schwetty Weiner"

"It's the weiner that people just can't seem to get out of their mouths!"


"We'll talk more but first, I wanna' get that weiner in my mouth!"