My friend just said that he doesn't like Minecraft for 3 very bad reasons.

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Okay, update. Just found out he has a pirated version. He said he did play. He said he dug a hole in the ground and got owned by zombies (which he called green faced things that arent creepers) so I decided to use this to my advantage and teach him how to play. So I am showing him the basics on Livestream. After a few in-game nights I asked him if he liked it atleast a little bit, and he replied "yes." SUCCESS! Maybe I can even convince him to purchase it.