02-06-2013, 09:50 AM
Copypasta 44:
You should stop posting. Forever. Turn off your computer, unplug it forever, and just walk away. Just walk away.
Dumbest post I've read all year. By far. I honestly believe you don't deserve to breathe anymore. You should be locked in a room, and hooked up to an oxygen machine. Except this machine hold out, giving you no oxygen until the last possible second and you wail and gasp in pain, and gives you a tiny amount, before starting the torturous process all over again. Don't worry, it won't effect your brain like it would normal people who aren't fucking retarded.
Please do us all a favor and take a knife or pen, whatever you can find with a point, and push it up into your jugular vein. You need to stick that so far into your neck that it comes out the top of your head. You are the stupidest fucking moronic retard I've ever seen post on here and the world would be a better place if you weren't in it. I wish I could go back in time and abort you by finding your mother and kicking her down the stairs, stomping on her stomach and making her drink bleach. Never, ever post here again you stupid cunt muscle.
Copypasta 45:
I don't care if you're a Navy Seal or whatever the fuck. I've been in prison, where the beatings and stabbings are real, not fake training exercises for dudes with something to prove. In the tank, we don’t pull punches or fucking plan everything out so no one gets hurt. It’s all out, full bore fucking mayhem, broken bones, bloodied faces, maimed bodies and relentless carnage until the last man’s standing. I don’t give a shit about your weak-ass sniper kills, shooting a dude from a mile away because you don’t have the fucking balls to stand nose-to-nose and brawl man-style. In the clink, it’s you, your fists and a shiv. I don’t care about all the bullshit fucking backup you need from the entire US forces because you can’t fight for yourself. Why don’t you try out prison, where there ain’t no fucking backup and you either crack skulls, flay stomachs and sever limbs or end up fucking smeared on the shower floors.
Copypasta 46:
i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches
got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk!!!
Copypasta 47:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Copypasta 48:
A socratic musselman sodomite Damascan mystic surgeon and moneylender was teaching a class on Maimonides, known heretic
”Before the lecture begins, you must get on your knees and worship Allah and accept that he was the most highly-enlightened being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, pious, pro-Rationalist Crusader champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Catholic Church stood up and held up a rock.
”How godly is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant surgeon smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “It is naturally in motion yet independant of God's design, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was independent of the design of God, as you say, and the natural world is real without his direct hand… then it should be a god now”
The moneylending surgeon was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Qoran. He stormed out of the room crying those socratic crocodile tears. The same tears socratics cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own livestock) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving nobles. There is no doubt that at this point our host, Al Shehan Wahasid-on, wished he had pulled himself up by his sandal straps and become more than a sophist socratic debater. He wished so much that he had gunpowder to rend himself asunder from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against it!
The students applauded and all pledged fealty to my king that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Ecclesiarchy” flew into the room and perched atop the Crusading Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The rosary was prayed several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was urchined the next day. He died of the sodomite plague LEPROSY and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
And the worse is we had a game like that last week.
Copypasta 49:
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
Copypasta 50:
you people are the most contradictory, immature, disease infected sons of bitches ive never met in my entire life. with the exception of a few, i would never do anything to help you. if you were dying of thirst i would spit in your mouth and bitch-slap you. if you needed a ride, id hit you with my car, back up and do it again. if you needed directions, id send you straight to hell. if you were held hostage, id call in SEAL team 6, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no, i dont know that feel bro", then go back in the chopper and go home to sleep soundly to the thoughts of your beheading and subsequent video posting on liveleak. if you were fighting 1k Agent Smiths, id get some popcorn and enjoy your beatdown. if you had a headache, id carve our your eyeballs with a rusty spoon and skull-fuk you while saying singing the cupcake song.
Copypasta 51:
OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.
You should stop posting. Forever. Turn off your computer, unplug it forever, and just walk away. Just walk away.
Dumbest post I've read all year. By far. I honestly believe you don't deserve to breathe anymore. You should be locked in a room, and hooked up to an oxygen machine. Except this machine hold out, giving you no oxygen until the last possible second and you wail and gasp in pain, and gives you a tiny amount, before starting the torturous process all over again. Don't worry, it won't effect your brain like it would normal people who aren't fucking retarded.
Please do us all a favor and take a knife or pen, whatever you can find with a point, and push it up into your jugular vein. You need to stick that so far into your neck that it comes out the top of your head. You are the stupidest fucking moronic retard I've ever seen post on here and the world would be a better place if you weren't in it. I wish I could go back in time and abort you by finding your mother and kicking her down the stairs, stomping on her stomach and making her drink bleach. Never, ever post here again you stupid cunt muscle.
Copypasta 45:
I don't care if you're a Navy Seal or whatever the fuck. I've been in prison, where the beatings and stabbings are real, not fake training exercises for dudes with something to prove. In the tank, we don’t pull punches or fucking plan everything out so no one gets hurt. It’s all out, full bore fucking mayhem, broken bones, bloodied faces, maimed bodies and relentless carnage until the last man’s standing. I don’t give a shit about your weak-ass sniper kills, shooting a dude from a mile away because you don’t have the fucking balls to stand nose-to-nose and brawl man-style. In the clink, it’s you, your fists and a shiv. I don’t care about all the bullshit fucking backup you need from the entire US forces because you can’t fight for yourself. Why don’t you try out prison, where there ain’t no fucking backup and you either crack skulls, flay stomachs and sever limbs or end up fucking smeared on the shower floors.
Copypasta 46:
i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches
got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk!!!
Copypasta 47:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Copypasta 48:
A socratic musselman sodomite Damascan mystic surgeon and moneylender was teaching a class on Maimonides, known heretic
”Before the lecture begins, you must get on your knees and worship Allah and accept that he was the most highly-enlightened being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, pious, pro-Rationalist Crusader champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Catholic Church stood up and held up a rock.
”How godly is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant surgeon smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “It is naturally in motion yet independant of God's design, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was independent of the design of God, as you say, and the natural world is real without his direct hand… then it should be a god now”
The moneylending surgeon was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Qoran. He stormed out of the room crying those socratic crocodile tears. The same tears socratics cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own livestock) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving nobles. There is no doubt that at this point our host, Al Shehan Wahasid-on, wished he had pulled himself up by his sandal straps and become more than a sophist socratic debater. He wished so much that he had gunpowder to rend himself asunder from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against it!
The students applauded and all pledged fealty to my king that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Ecclesiarchy” flew into the room and perched atop the Crusading Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The rosary was prayed several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was urchined the next day. He died of the sodomite plague LEPROSY and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
And the worse is we had a game like that last week.
Copypasta 49:
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
Copypasta 50:
you people are the most contradictory, immature, disease infected sons of bitches ive never met in my entire life. with the exception of a few, i would never do anything to help you. if you were dying of thirst i would spit in your mouth and bitch-slap you. if you needed a ride, id hit you with my car, back up and do it again. if you needed directions, id send you straight to hell. if you were held hostage, id call in SEAL team 6, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no, i dont know that feel bro", then go back in the chopper and go home to sleep soundly to the thoughts of your beheading and subsequent video posting on liveleak. if you were fighting 1k Agent Smiths, id get some popcorn and enjoy your beatdown. if you had a headache, id carve our your eyeballs with a rusty spoon and skull-fuk you while saying singing the cupcake song.
Copypasta 51:
OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.
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