BlandFlakes Industries not hiring anymore
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BlandFlakes Industries is now hiring!

You probably know who we are. Anyway we need some people too sign up.

We need some testers I have an application you should fill out.


Username:_______
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? (Y,N)
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? (Y,N)
If answered yes above list them here ____________

Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? (Y,N)
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? (Y,N)
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? (Y,N)


Alright just fill this application out and I will get back to you yesterday about it. Isn't time travel wonderful, you will know you got the job before you know about the job at all.

Here is a list of people who got the job!

SoulzX - You are hired. We need people like you a person that can look death in the face and say "Hi, death my names SoulzX! You aren't killing me today."

Interwebs - It's people like you who make me say "Wow, that guy is not afraid, he's dumb for testing that, but not afraid.

Phoenix - You are a ruthless creator of madness. You are hired as the new technology director.

Sergentkyle - There's always room for a person willing to lend a hand.

Who - you can be a beta tester sorry not much you can test if your not willing to lose an arm or a leg or body parts.

sumo - you can be a beta tester sorry not much you can test if your not willing to lose an arm or a leg or body parts.


Oh by the way, qwerty you aren't hired because you think to logically. The first step of science is to through logic away! Laugh in logic's face! My name's Qwertygiy and I laugh at you logic! That's what you need to be like.


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BlandFlakes Industries not hiring anymore - by Blandflakes - 06-14-2011, 10:53 PM

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