Can you please some of my questions?

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Here is my thread that I will update daily. It will be a set of questions about what will happen. Can you please answer these. So here are the questions below:

What Will probably Be Prince William and Kate Middleton's reaction to seeing me rapping "Ninja rap" by Vanilla Ice and being a Ninja(Including me wearing Ninja Clothing and being a modern ninja) when they are in California for their trip?

They'll take pictures of you and when they get back, they put it in a slideshow and show people, making you famous.

How do I conquer China when I'm conquering the world?

Ally with it, then conquer it's allies and then drop a 100 megaton nuclear bomb on Beijing.