02-25-2013, 08:05 AM
I'm back, faggots.
Celebrity SeXy-Ray
Since this is probably the last and only time I'll do this skit, I'll give an explanation as to what this is.
When we do this, we first examine a photo of a person. Our highly-skilled editors use state-of-the-art technology to construct a realistic texture that's behind the clothing.
The only thing that we must warn you about before we continue is that the content of this skit may be too sexy for you, so remember to keep a paper towel around to clean your mess up.
The person we're about to SeXy-Ray is Jacob_. Jacob_ is probably the most alpha male of this site who isn't afraid to admit his illness preference for penises and testicles.
Let's have a look at this recent photo of him.
![[Image: 734712_4129283072716_1024037811_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/734712_4129283072716_1024037811_n.jpg)
You see this shit? That's right, you fucking faggot. He can lift a fucking boulder. You probably can't get your ass out of the chair, let alone go outside.
After much effort, our editors finally made it to stage 1 of the SeXy-Rayification. Stage 1 is where the sexy abdomen and its muscles are exposed by using complicated techniques to visualize such sexiness. Stage 1 also shows the surroundings that are not visible to pieces of lard like you.
![[Image: Mmh2tgY.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Mmh2tgY.jpg)
The next part, or stage 2, will reveal Jacob_'s sweet manhood, but unfortunately for you this is a Christian and family-safe community so we won't post the uncensored picture here; only we have the original copy of stage 2 of the SeXy-Rayed photo which we will proudly jack off to everyday.
![[Image: b65383d0407fb0050ea17936003baa26.png]](http://www.anonmgur.com/up/b65383d0407fb0050ea17936003baa26.png)
That is all for tonight.
Celebrity SeXy-Ray
Since this is probably the last and only time I'll do this skit, I'll give an explanation as to what this is.
When we do this, we first examine a photo of a person. Our highly-skilled editors use state-of-the-art technology to construct a realistic texture that's behind the clothing.
The only thing that we must warn you about before we continue is that the content of this skit may be too sexy for you, so remember to keep a paper towel around to clean your mess up.
The person we're about to SeXy-Ray is Jacob_. Jacob_ is probably the most alpha male of this site who isn't afraid to admit his illness preference for penises and testicles.
Let's have a look at this recent photo of him.
You see this shit? That's right, you fucking faggot. He can lift a fucking boulder. You probably can't get your ass out of the chair, let alone go outside.
After much effort, our editors finally made it to stage 1 of the SeXy-Rayification. Stage 1 is where the sexy abdomen and its muscles are exposed by using complicated techniques to visualize such sexiness. Stage 1 also shows the surroundings that are not visible to pieces of lard like you.
The next part, or stage 2, will reveal Jacob_'s sweet manhood, but unfortunately for you this is a Christian and family-safe community so we won't post the uncensored picture here; only we have the original copy of stage 2 of the SeXy-Rayed photo which we will proudly jack off to everyday.
That is all for tonight.
![[Image: 9g5l9w1mtad.png]](http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/1/ff0000/256/0/9g5l9w1mtad.png)
The red dots specify where the bombs will be dropped.